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Session Start: Sun Mar 29 03:27:33 1998
*** Now talking in #Star-Fleet
*** Topic is 'www.star-fleet.com: DEEDEE, GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!'
*** Set by Boy_Genius_DexteREM on Sun Mar 29 00:50:29
#star-fleet created on Sat Mar 28 19:14:23
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o LarryGarfield
<Captain_Cadogan> Larry!
<Captain_Cadogan> boy do I have news for you
<LarryGarfield> You called?
<Captain_Cadogan> did you see what happened to the Olympic?
<LarryGarfield> Try and be brief, I'm on the phone with my signifigant other.
<Captain_Cadogan> ah
<LarryGarfield> <g>
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<CaptDeeDee> Then why in the hell are you in here, Larry?
<Captain_Cadogan> I brought him here
<Captain_Cadogan> Larry, did you see what happened on the Olympic?
<LarryGarfield> No.
<Captain_Cadogan> ok...
<Captain_Cadogan> I'll send it to you
<Captain_Cadogan> the Oly'
<Captain_Cadogan> s old MOTD
<CaptDeeDee> Such power you have Bee Jay
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> he IS my AFComm
<Captain_Cadogan> he comes when I call =)
* CaptDeeDee snorts
* LarryGarfield slaps Captain_Cadogan around a bit with a large trout
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<CaptDeeDee> Always with the fish
<Captain_Cadogan> also Deanne now has 10 characters in STF (!)
<LarryGarfield> It's easier.
<LarryGarfield> That's sick.
<CaptDeeDee> hee hee....it is NOT
<Captain_Cadogan> SB202's MOTD has been mysteriously been wiped
<LarryGarfield> Interesting.
* CaptDeeDee slaps Larry around a bit because she can
<LarryGarfield> DeeDee is Deanne?
<Captain_Cadogan> in connection with the Olympic page... Owen also declared a lot of people AWOL, which he can't do as GM
<Captain_Cadogan> I've repaired everything though
<Captain_Cadogan> yes
<CaptDeeDee> Yes..that is me
<Captain_Cadogan> because of these mistakes, Owen is no longer AGMDir
<nate-at-nite> I yam what I yam...
<Captain_Cadogan> and he made me quite steamed
<JSpeck> And thats something you dont want to do.
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe... yes
<CaptDeeDee> And I found it...like the good hound dog that I am
<Captain_Cadogan> yeah... Dee Dee alerted me to this problem
<CaptDeeDee> Hmmm...if Larry didn't know I was Deanne...then that means he was talking behind my back
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> well, Larry... seen the page yet?
<Captain_Cadogan> there's also a note to go along with it... you'll see it when you read the Olympic...
<LarryGarfield> Just saw it.
<LarryGarfield> I can see why he was fired.
<Captain_Cadogan> yeah
<Captain_Cadogan> he'll remain a GM though... he's just been given a week long probationary period
<Captain_Cadogan> Mike's gonna explain things to him
<Captain_Cadogan> you shoulda been on earlier... there were about 15 people here
<Captain_Cadogan> lots of stuff to log =)
<Captain_Cadogan> oh, and I've made the Zenith Fleet official
<Captain_Cadogan> although I might change that if I come up with something better =)
<CaptDeeDee> Not Pleading the Fifth Fleet?
<Captain_Cadogan> uhm...
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<nate-at-nite> The Fifth Element...
<nate-at-nite> Pentium... means the same thing as above...
<Captain_Cadogan> I know...
<Captain_Cadogan> Pent = 5
<Captain_Cadogan> technically a Pentium is a 586
<Captain_Cadogan> see? I catch on to these things
<CaptDeeDee> oct = 8  sex= use your imagination
<nate-at-nite> yeah, but you can copyright Pentium, and not 586...  :)
<nate-at-nite> *ROFL*  leave it to Deanne...
<Captain_Cadogan> actually 586 is like copied by Cyrix I think
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehehe
<Captain_Cadogan> err... copyrighted
<CaptDeeDee> At least I'm consistant!
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe... yeah
<CaptDeeDee> And I keep it under TV MA...too
<nate-at-nite> 5x86... gotta have the x to copyright it,... you can't copright a number alone...
<Captain_Cadogan> barely
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<Captain_Cadogan> oh yeah
<Captain_Cadogan> 5x86
<Captain_Cadogan> that's right
<nate-at-nite> and 6x86...
* CaptDeeDee hits Bee Jay with Larry's trout
<Captain_Cadogan> yep
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe
<nate-at-nite> m1,m2, k5,k6
<JSpeck> thats funny
<Captain_Cadogan> geez... wish I had a Pentium
<nate-at-nite> what're you running?
<Captain_Cadogan> ouch... Matt has some, choice words, in ICQ...
* nate-at-nite wants an Alpha
<Captain_Cadogan> 486SX / 33 MHz
<Captain_Cadogan> I'll take a Pentium 133 at this point
<Captain_Cadogan> and be happy
<nate-at-nite> get an overdrive processor...
<nate-at-nite> *lol* the fastes we have here is a 166 I think...
<CaptDeeDee> I have a 166
<nate-at-nite> a 100, a 166, and a 66... oh, and a 133 ...
<Captain_Cadogan> nah... it wouldn't improve speed too much... and I'd be limited... the only good way to go is to just trash the old 486 motherboard and get a new motherboard and Pentiun...
<JSpeck> I have a 120
<nate-at-nite> wait, might be 2 100s... yeah, 2 100s...
<nate-at-nite> prices for that ain't too bad right now...
<Captain_Cadogan> I know... but I can't spare $200 unfortunately
<Captain_Cadogan> Hard Drive and modem were top on my list for upgrading...
<nate-at-nite> I know the feeling...
<Captain_Cadogan> I HAD to replace those first
<Captain_Cadogan> 130 MB HD, 2400 bps modem
<CaptDeeDee> Says Nathan who has four computers in his house
<nate-at-nite> understandable...
<Captain_Cadogan> now it's 1.7 GB HD and 56K modem
<nate-at-nite> that doesn't mean thingas ain't a bit tight sometimes Deanne...
<Captain_Cadogan> I also got a wavetable sound card =) had to have better tunes...
<nate-at-nite> we need HD space badly... dad wants an 11.3 GB IDE....  :)
<Captain_Cadogan> wow
<nate-at-nite> of course...  :)
* CaptDeeDee smiles....only joking
<Captain_Cadogan> what do you have now?
<CaptDeeDee> Hmmm...it's almost 5 a.m....and I have to be up at 9:15 for work
<nate-at-nite> ummm... one machine has an 850, another an 850 and a 1.2, another a 1.2, and another a 1.3... the 1.3 is partition in half for Win95 and Linux... and the Linux half is bad, so we can't touch it...
<CaptDeeDee> But...last weekend...I worked with just 90 minutes sleep...I can do it again
<JSpeck> Where do you work.
<nate-at-nite> does this mean you're leaving us, Deanne?  :(
<nate-at-nite> oh, ok..
<nate-at-nite> :)
<CaptDeeDee> No...I should...but I won't
<Captain_Cadogan> ah... ok
<CaptDeeDee> At present, James, I work at Target. But it's just for money....that's not my career. I'm a writer, actually
<Captain_Cadogan> heh... I have about 300 MB free space now =)
<nate-at-nite> then go.. We don't want to kill you.  We're ooking forward ro interacting with Deltans and Orions...  :)
<Captain_Cadogan> stay!
<JSpeck> Cool
* CaptDeeDee feels loved
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<CaptDeeDee> I left my magazine job over the summer to travel and now I'm trying to decide where I want to live
<CaptDeeDee> Well..I have decided..but I haven't moved yet
<nate-at-nite> we've got about 300k on one of the 850s...  and there's like NOTHING left on it 'cept Win95... it's like, taken over...
<Captain_Cadogan> hmmm
<Captain_Cadogan> I was able to install Win95 on my old HD
<Captain_Cadogan> it was a tight squeeze... but I was able to pull it off...
<nate-at-nite> ppls, I have to go...  my eyes are starting to cross (literally) and my parents will be home soon.  It's been nice talking to everyone...
<nate-at-nite> In Vino, Tibi!
<nate-at-nite> :)
<JSpeck> See YA
<CaptDeeDee> LOL...night Nathan!!!!!
<nate-at-nite> 'nite Speck...
<JSpeck> Have a safe night.
<CaptDeeDee> A..HEM!!!!!!!
<nate-at-nite> :)  'nite Deanne...
<Captain_Cadogan> cya Nathan!
* CaptDeeDee gives Nathan a big hug and kiss on the cheek
<nate-at-nite> What?  *innocent look*
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<nate-at-nite> 'nite BJ... nice meeting you!  and thanks for the position... I'll start posting by tomorrow or Monday...
<CaptDeeDee> tomorrow
<CaptDeeDee> actually tomorrow is Monday...start today..in the daylight
<nate-at-nite> *laugh*  yeah, that's what I meant....
<nate-at-nite> now, if you'll excuse me, I have to rase the electronic trail that says I was up this late...
<nate-at-nite> ~poof~
*** nate-at-nite (nate81@line083.net-connect.net) has left #star-fleet
<CaptDeeDee> lol...glad I'm an adult
<JSpeck> Same here.
<CaptDeeDee> When my mother queries about my odd hours..I can just give her a funny look
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> my mom doesn't care...
<Captain_Cadogan> I usually stay up till 6 AM during the summer
<CaptDeeDee> That's the kind of mom I am...right now...Andrea is in the livingroom watchin inane television
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<CaptDeeDee> Did I tell you that Seamus encountered Andrea online a few days ago?
<CaptDeeDee> I think I did
<Captain_Cadogan> I think so
<Captain_Cadogan> how old is Andrea?
<CaptDeeDee> 16
<Captain_Cadogan> ah
<CaptDeeDee> Early start
<Captain_Cadogan> I'd like to talk with her sometime
<CaptDeeDee> She's a spitfire...I'll tell you that much
<Captain_Cadogan> ah
* LarryGarfield raises an eyebrow
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> is that your reaction to everything?
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
* LarryGarfield wonders how old Deanne is.
* CaptDeeDee looks around innocently
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> I know
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<LarryGarfield> Only when I'm in Stoek mode.
* CaptDeeDee is older than Larry Garfield
* CaptDeeDee is the oldest person in this room
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
* LarryGarfield could be 89 for all you know.
<Captain_Cadogan> most definiately
* CaptDeeDee knows Larry Garfield is 17
* LarryGarfield could be 2, for that matter.
<CaptDeeDee> The magic number in STF...apparently
* LarryGarfield asks just how she knows that.
<Captain_Cadogan> *cry* I'm the youngest here =(
<LarryGarfield> How old are you?
<Captain_Cadogan> 16
* CaptDeeDee reminds Larry that she is a journalist
<CaptDeeDee> Ve have vays...actually...I read it somewhere
<LarryGarfield> <g>  I guess I've been training you well.
<CaptDeeDee> LOL
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe
<Captain_Cadogan> you should work for WS then, Dee Dee =)
<CaptDeeDee> He's training me...yet...he doesn't know how old I am
<CaptDeeDee> I do
<Captain_Cadogan> heh
<LarryGarfield> We just hired her to take over for Seamus.
<CaptDeeDee> :)
<Captain_Cadogan> really??? cool!
<CaptDeeDee> That's me...Deanne Morgan bringing estrogen to SNN
<Captain_Cadogan> she's STF3 Corress. now... at least the Athena won't get brutally beat down anymore
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe
<CaptDeeDee> Especially since I'm on it....
<Captain_Cadogan> and no more "Oily" jokes either
<Captain_Cadogan> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
<CaptDeeDee> Actually...I think it should be DeeDee bringing estrogen to SNN
<CaptDeeDee> Anyhoo...how old do you think I am, Larry?
<Captain_Cadogan> heh... let's have another one of those famous WS contests!
* Captain_Cadogan rejoices =)
<CaptDeeDee> Why are you rejoicing?
<Captain_Cadogan> because there's no more Seamus in WS
<CaptDeeDee> Ahhh....you're so wicked
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> well, can you blame me?
<CaptDeeDee> I need to remain noncommittal on that front....trying to take the high road
<Captain_Cadogan> I politely asked him to stop calling the Olympic Oily... but he just redoubled his efforts...
<Captain_Cadogan> annoyed me greatly
<CaptDeeDee> I can imagine..but the Olympic is in Fifth Fleet...
<CaptDeeDee> So even if Seamus were around
<Captain_Cadogan> yeah
<CaptDeeDee> you'd be safe
<Captain_Cadogan> now I would
<JSpeck> Oh no Bj is getting mad
<Captain_Cadogan> but, is anyone really safe from Seamus's influence?
<Captain_Cadogan> not really
<CaptDeeDee> Andrea
<Captain_Cadogan> he finds ways
<Captain_Cadogan> believe me, he does
<CaptDeeDee> He tried....she found him childish and annoying and simply decided he didn't exist
<CaptDeeDee> Much to his chargin
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe
<CaptDeeDee> That's my girl!
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<Captain_Cadogan> did he talk to her on IRC?
<CaptDeeDee> AIM
<Captain_Cadogan> oh
<Captain_Cadogan> do you have a website, Dee Dee?
<LarryGarfield> Yea, Seamus is rather annoying at times.
<CaptDeeDee> Working on it......not up yet, tho
<Captain_Cadogan> ah, ok
<LarryGarfield> BTW, BJ, do you have a first and middle name? <g>
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe... yes
* LarryGarfield has Packrat Central
<CaptDeeDee> Andrea does...it's kinda....scarey
<LarryGarfield> OK, I'll bite, what is it.
* LarryGarfield wonders what scary means.
<Captain_Cadogan> but I have chosen to remain silent on that...
<CaptDeeDee> Bee Jay
<Captain_Cadogan> but I'll tell you if you promise not to put it in WS
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<LarryGarfield> So Aaron refuses to reveal his hometown or age, and you refuse to reveal your name.
<CaptDeeDee> Scarey because the interior of my daughter's head is not exactly what I had hoped it would be
<CaptDeeDee> It's Bee Jay
* LarryGarfield switches out of reporter mode for a few minutes.
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe...
<Captain_Cadogan> I REALLY hate my real name
<LarryGarfield> Hmmm...  I'll have to take a look at this web page, considering that my girlfriend is half vampire.
<CaptDeeDee> And my name is and is not Deanne...cuz you're all probably reading it wrong
<LarryGarfield> Pourquoi?
<LarryGarfield> What do you mean?
<CaptDeeDee> She's a raver....
<LarryGarfield> A what?
<Captain_Cadogan> I just... do... can't explain
<LarryGarfield> Tell us, maybe then we will understand.
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe... don't talk French around Dee Dee, it scares her =)
* LarryGarfield isn't using his "real" name either.
<CaptDeeDee> It doesn't scare me....I just don't understand
<Captain_Cadogan> Lawrence isn't your real name?
<CaptDeeDee> It's really Garfield Lawrence
<LarryGarfield> Mais pourquoi?  Le francais est joli.
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<LarryGarfield> Nope.  Laurence Oliver LeCocq Garfield.
<LarryGarfield> Note the French spelling.
<CaptDeeDee> If thou dost insist on speaking thine putrid tongue, then thou must puts up with me and mine.
<Captain_Cadogan> Le francais est tres magnifique
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehehe
<CaptDeeDee> Laurence Oliver...like Laurence Olivier?
<Captain_Cadogan> oh no
<LarryGarfield> Ah!  Tu parle francais?
<LarryGarfield> Oliver.
<LarryGarfield> er, parles
<Captain_Cadogan> Oui
<Captain_Cadogan> not much though
<LarryGarfield> So where is this site of your daughter's?
<CaptDeeDee> The only French I like is fries and kissing
<Captain_Cadogan> I'm only in French I
<Captain_Cadogan> LOL
<LarryGarfield> 5 French AP.
<LarryGarfield> <g>
<LarryGarfield> Both are quite fun. <g>
<CaptDeeDee> http://members.aol.com/StarSpit88/intro.html
<Captain_Cadogan> I bet
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<CaptDeeDee> Oh..and the pronunciation of my name in French I like
<CaptDeeDee> If Nathan's pronunciation is accurate
<LarryGarfield> Hmmm...  16 and knows about both.  What is happening to this country? <g>
<Captain_Cadogan> uhm
<LarryGarfield> It sort of runs together.  Dianne
<Captain_Cadogan> I've... *sniff*... never kissed a girl =(
<CaptDeeDee> Dee-ahn
<Captain_Cadogan> it's sad, really...
<CaptDeeDee> You've never kissed a girl? Really?
<Captain_Cadogan> yeah
<Captain_Cadogan> really
<Captain_Cadogan> never had a girlfriend
<CaptDeeDee> Hmmmm...how...strange....wouldn't have thunk that
<Captain_Cadogan> either
<Captain_Cadogan> I HAVE eaten French fries though!
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<LarryGarfield> Don't worry.  I was single until about 2 weeks ago.
<CaptDeeDee> Well...HEY...there ya go
<LarryGarfield> Then I got involved with someone who thinks she is the devil incarnate.
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe... yeah
<Captain_Cadogan> hmmm
<CaptDeeDee> Pleading the Fifth Fleet
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<LarryGarfield> She wanted to try and corrupt my innocent soul.
<Captain_Cadogan> what is the Fifth amendmant anyway?
* CaptDeeDee chokes
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehehe
<LarryGarfield> So far the only sucess she's had is biting my neck.  Hard.
<CaptDeeDee> Refusing to comment on the grounds that I may incriminate myself
<Captain_Cadogan> oh ok
<Captain_Cadogan> ouch
<CaptDeeDee> And you stay with her because?
<LarryGarfield> Haven't you ever taken the consitution test?
<Captain_Cadogan> nah... haven't taken US Government yet
<Captain_Cadogan> only World History and World Geography
<LarryGarfield> Because when she isn't trying to suck my blood, she's a nice person.  Intelligent, atractive, multilayered...
<Captain_Cadogan> we don't take Gov till our Senior year
<LarryGarfield> I took US history and the constitution test in 8th grade, then again as a junior.
<LarryGarfield> And I'm teaching her a thing or two about self-control...  <eg>
<Captain_Cadogan> hmmm
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<CaptDeeDee> And she's teaching you a thing or two about leater?
<CaptDeeDee> er leather
<LarryGarfield> No.  <g>  She prefers chains.
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehe
<Captain_Cadogan> LOL
<CaptDeeDee> LOL
<LarryGarfield> But so far she's the only one who has had them on her.
<CaptDeeDee> Typical...actually
<Captain_Cadogan> well... as much as I'd love to stay and chat... I gotta go
<JSpeck> Have a good one BJ
<CaptDeeDee> Actually..I do, too. I've got posts to do before I got to work in four hours
<LarryGarfield> I'm an all AP, college bound, "innocent" guy dating a vampire who wants to turn me to the dark side of the force.
<LarryGarfield> <g>
<LarryGarfield> BJ wait
<Captain_Cadogan> where's my hug and kiss, Dee Dee? =)
<CaptDeeDee> lucky you!
<Captain_Cadogan> cya James!
<Captain_Cadogan> ok
<LarryGarfield> You didn't tell me what your name was.
<Captain_Cadogan> I'll tell ya tomorrow
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<CaptDeeDee> Bee Jay
<LarryGarfield> ICQ it.
<Captain_Cadogan> you'll just hafta wait
* CaptDeeDee gives Bee Jay a big hug and kiss
<Captain_Cadogan> heh
* LarryGarfield looks away and doesn't reveal this statutory rape scene. <g>
<Captain_Cadogan> that's not my actual name actually, Dee Dee =)
<Captain_Cadogan> hehehehe
<JSpeck> Well I should go also.
<Captain_Cadogan> wow
<Captain_Cadogan> when I leave
<Captain_Cadogan> everyone follows
<CaptDeeDee> You da MAN!
<LarryGarfield> Without you nothing interesting is happening.
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
<JSpeck> WE bow down to the all mighty BJ
<Captain_Cadogan> thanks... I think
* LarryGarfield should probably check notes on STF.
<Captain_Cadogan> heheheh
<CaptDeeDee> Oh and Larry....I'm 33
<CaptDeeDee> Good night folks!
<LarryGarfield> See ya, boss.
<JSpeck> You guys have a nice night.
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* LarryGarfield notes that down.
<Captain_Cadogan> I'm half her age
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
* CaptDeeDee smacks Bee Jay and is gone
<Captain_Cadogan> hehe
<Captain_Cadogan> =)
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<LarryGarfield> I'm all alone.
Session Close: Sun Mar 29 04:34:57 1998