SNN Juke Box
5 August 1999
Deep Space 9
by Denise Garfield
To the tune of "The Muppet Show"
With Sincerest Apologies to Kermit the Frog, Gonzo, Jim Henson, and Muppet fans everywhere

Sisko:
I've gone to meet the Prophets
They don't exist in time
And now we guard the wormhole
Here on Starbase Deep Space Nine

Kira:
We had to fight the Cardies
We kept our faith through time
And now we guard the temple
Here on Starbase Deep Space Nine

Quark:
Why did I have to come here
That hole should be a boon
I want some wormhole profits
So I can buy a moon

O'Brian and Bashir:
It's so much fun to be here
Holosuites and darts and wine
And Morn to have a chat with

All:
Klingon, Romulan
Blue or see-through skin
Even Odo's kin
Any shape you're in
Welcome to you all on "Deep Space Nine!"

First aired 5 August 1999 on KNST
©1999 The Starfleet News Network