Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale;
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started at some deep space port
aboard a Traf-style ship

The Traf was the mightly Brooklyn,
with Seamus in her chair.
Her crew warped off to space one day
and to hell they went from there
       to hell they went from there

The Third Fleet started getting rough.
Fleet loyalties were tossed.
At the hands of the evil Hopper ship
the Brooklyn she was lost
       the Brooklyn she was lost

The Brooky crew now commands
the Intel Hopper ship;
With Seamus Hughes
And Logan, too
The engineer . . . and his wife.
A guy from France.
Three doctors and two Klingons.

Join in Third Fleet mayhem!