SNN Juke Box
10 May 1999

A Whole New WeBB
by James Garfield
To the tune of "A Whole New World" from "Aladdin"
With Sincerest Apologies to Howard Ashman and Tim Rice

I can show you the web
Netscape, AOL, splendid
Tell me, Prodigy, when did
You last check for Y2K?

You are the Foremost Fleet
You should be on the WeBB now
Tell me Mark Wil. when did you
Last eat your Red Jell-O [sic]

A whole new WeBB
With many killable NEs
Now with the Ark Angel
And the Vicky
I'm sure you won't feel different

Mark Wilson:
A whole new WeBB
The massive move that had to come
But when you post again
You'll give a ten
'Cause now you're on the WeBB with all
Of us

Den Hannigan:
Now you on the WeBB with all of us

Mark Wilson:
We know you're the second
Oldest Fleet in STF
Warping at speeds that would make
Newcommers a little scared
A whole new WeBB
(Den Hannigan: Don't you dare go move back)
A thousand pros but just no cons
(Den Hannigan: Hold your breath-we post faster)
You are like STF
An active ship
You can't go back to where you used to be

Den Hannigan:
A whole new WeBB
(Mark Wilson: Every mission surprise)
With new GMs to blow up ships
(Mark Wilson: Every moment gets weirder)

Both:
Now that you've moved today
You're here to stay
Let us share this WeBB experience

Den Hannigan:
A whole new WeBB

Mark Wilson:
A whole new WeBB

Den Hannigan:
That's where we'll rest

Mark Wilson:
That's where we'll rest

Den Hannigan:
I'll tell the truth

Mark Wilson:
T'was a great move

Both:
For the First Fleet


First aired 10 May 1999 on KNST
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