SNN Literary Supplement

23 March 1998

Jeffrey Field's Lonely Hearts Club Fleet
by Mike Ballway & Larry Garfield
With Sincerest Apologies to Paul McCartney, John Lennon, Ringo Starr, George Harrison, and Beatles Fans Everywhere

Hear the recording of this song. (Coming soon!)

It was twenty weeks ago today
Jeffrey Field taught his fleet to play
They were doin' lots of fightin' Crag
Of which good ol' Jeff was bound to brag
So may I introduce to you --
The fleet you've known through all these games --
Jeffrey Field's Lonely Hearts Club Fleet!

Chorus
We're Jeffrey Field's Lonely Hearts Club Fleet
We hope you will enjoy the sim
Jeffrey Field's Lonely Hearts Club Fleet
'Twas no way you could escape him!
Jeffrey Field's Lonely, Jeffrey Field's Lonely
Jeffrey Field's Lonely Hearts Club Fleet.

"'Twas wonderful to be here
"Everywhere else as well
"I'd twenty or so positions
"I'd like to speak to you of them but there's too much to tell!"

I don't really want to stop the game
But the plot is getting kind of lame
And the Field guy was everywhere
But the Ensigns did not seem to care
So may I introduce to you
Your FComm, Colin Wyers, and
Jeffrey Field's Lonely Hearts Club Fleet!