Franco Torres?

CNN of STF - 12 July 1992

Freelance Article

Sam Liptscher Sues Time Warner After Time Warner released Starfleet Command's new album "Totally Warped Out," Sam Liptscher has filed a lawsuit against it for the song "It Smells Like Sam Liptscher." In response to the charge FgA Torres has added a new track entitled "Take It Personal, Cause It Isn't." An excerpt: "You flick the channel to SNN, see yourself up there once again, notice you've been put in shame, made fun of your name, so nothing to do but Take It Personal, Cause it Isn't." In related news Kate McCarthy and Julie Larsen (new Senior Admiral) are working on a new track for the album called "It takes 200+ to Make a Thing Go Right, It Takes 200+ to Make it Out of Sight." It seems Diskette by accident, while high speed dubbing, included subliminal mating messages. The effects will be displayed at McParty once the song is played.

Genesun Han in Tears Genesun Han was found in tears backstage after receiving his award. When asked if he was upset about the award he replied no. It was later found out that his Manhattan Cable membership had been revoked.

Julie Larsen and Curt Splan Officially Senior Admirals In unrelated news, both Julie Larsen and Curtis Splan became Senior Admirals at McParty. Neither has made a speech. Julie Larsen was spotted doing the lambada with an android type male, and Curtis was helping Grace "Moonbeam" Larsen load a trailer with Blue Jello and Coke.

Flag Admiral Franco Torres

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Note -- I'm not sure if Franco wrote this. Franco Torres' name, as you can see, is the last written bit, and has no story with it. Is this a signoff? Franco, can you help me here?
Thanks go out to Becca Juarez and Julie Larsen, who preserved this article (which was written long before I [Mike Ballway] joined STF).

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