Today in the news: The Bajoran Badgers beat the Quo'noS Kings once again in a thrilling Klingon Football game yesterday. The Bajorans seem to have developed a flair for this rough-and-tumble no-rules sport. The Kings used up their last Quarterback also, with each of the other 45 having fallen prey to the Bajoran Resistance Terrorist Group, many of which had relatives on the field. . . . .
In other news: McTrinitron's today announced that all pregnant women in the vicinity of their restaurant should consult a physician immediately.
In the Colony: Absolutely nothing happened
In Fleet Two: Ex-Fcomm Sunnie Larsen is the XO of the Constellation. This has been a fact for about three months now, but I just now figured it out.
Also in STF2: Angry STF2ers demand the closing of WLAR, the local SNN affiliate . . .
And now for the weather with Mister Smiley Face Weatherman . . . "Hi! Ever wonder how I get this smile? Brushing? Flossing? Nah. Paint. Anyway, weather in the Milky Way today is going to be calm, with only a 7% chance of an Ion storm! But if things go topsy-turvy, don't cry over spilled milk!
And in club-wide news, the president has been kidnapped.
THIS HAS BEEN AN SNN Newz Flash with . . . Pete!
Reporter Peter, aka Mike
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