Anyway, two more weeks of news (hah!) have occured since the last issue of the best (and only) regular periodical in STarFleet, so we best get to the latest and greatest news.
Fishy Story:
Captain Den "Tuna are people too" Hannigan, in a great debate, has caused a scandal in STF, by demanding the rights of Tuna, and other fish, to join STF. Although several members who shall name nameless already smell like week-old fish, apparently, the request will be denied. After all, fish already have better schools than we do. (After this comment, Academy Commendant Phillip "late shower" Bishop refused to speak to me. Hrm . . . I wonder if Nick "kill the tyrant!" Oven told Phil what I really think of him . . . oops.)
STF WeBB Active:
Star-fleet.com, that great home of STF on the web (unless your web pages were stolen by Nick "stickyfingers" Oven) has opened the WeBB, and already undergone phenomenal growth, to
the point that the Third Fleet, commanded by Mike "I.R. Baboon" Bourdaa, already has as any ships as STF1 and STF2 combined. The address to access the WeBB, which, as named by Michael "I'm outta here" Ballway," stands for Web BB, is [http://www.star-fleet.com/WeBB/] (note that this is case-sensitive). The USS Athena, Dresden, and Olympic are now new victims for this great newsletter! Already, SNN is looking long and hard for new nicknames for the greats of STF3.
McParty Six: The search for more Blue Jello
McParty VI: The search for more Blue Jello, has opened again, to terrorize and destroy the members of STF. This annual tradition, celebrating the anniversary of STF's birth way back in ancient history (1991), is STF's only official holiday, and the only place currently where the Jello wars are encouraged actively. The latest news from the McParty front are that there is currently a new cola war going on, where the official STF beverage, Coke, is being attacked yet
again. Rumors that all wounds will be healed by STF's CMO, Doctor Pepper, remain unconfirmed.
Midyette sighted on the WeBB
Former Big-Cheese-and-Maceroni Jim Midyette has been sighed on the WeBB. Although no postings from the former Cheese-in-Chief have yet been found, we will keep you posted. Also, former member Adam Hesch has joined STF's WeBB, and is currently serving as the Dresden's XO. It is expected that some other of STF's past members will be
filing into the WeBB soon, and it just may be that Mike "Its bull!" Barkley will be able to 'debate' Jim's 'no regrets' live on the WeBB. Early betting will start soon in New Vegas on who will win this clash of the titans.
SNN Update
is normally a production of Mike Ballway, but he is on a vacation, so Mike Bourdaa gets to blast STF members, and former members such as Mike Barklay. Do you see a Mike B trend forming, Miss Becca "Aargh, they're everywhere!" Juarez? Huh? I thought so! SNN is supposed to be published bi-weekly, but who ever really sticks to that? All opinions, names, and jokes are in bad taste, in general, but they're solely the opinion of the author (in this case, me), and NOT the STF leaders (in this case, Greg). All complaints should be addressed to president@whitehouse.gov. Whoops, sorry, I shouldn't give out my real address. All rights reserved, yadda yadda yadda, and remember to floss. Say Ahh!