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4 September 1992 -- Mike Cathcart
SNN Replay
King Sighted Again
9/4/92

Hi, I'm Mike Cathcart, witness of bluejellogate

  • Elvis sightings continue as Suroff reports seeing the old fat Elvis on an Orion colony. Suspicions ripple through Starfleet because nobody has ever seen the King and Sam Liptscher in the same place at the same time.
  • In sports news, the Eagles signed Pro-Bowl corner Eric Allen and Starfleet signed K'skor, former of the Klingon team with 108 tackles, 18 sacks (team record), 7 blocked passes, and 37 kills (team record).
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  • Jim Midyette and wife Malinda announced that they had finally decided that the baby will be a girl. The baby, due Friday (less than 2 months after the marriage) is still nameless and suggestions are being taken.
  • The AC colony had a hard time while battling RC.

    Remember, the opinions and comments expressed by Mr. Cathcart are not necessarily those of SNN management, or anyone else playing with a full deck.

    --Admiral Michael J Cathcart/ORC Representative
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