>>UPDATE<<
Jeff Field, STF's favorite . . . er . . . guy . . . has recently started a new religion, known as "Fieldism." While Inside Edition and the STF News Network DO NOT endorse Fieldism, we just thought of a way to take up space.
>>SPANISH CLASSES<<
STF's own Mark Wilson, captain of the Victorious, and official attorney for the club, has recently opened a Spanish Class in the Antimatter Cafe. Things heated up yesterday, when Mike Ballway, CEO of the SNN News Network, called Wilson quote "ugly" and a "bad personality." Wilson is seeking legal counsel.
>>EXPLODING ANIMALS<<
Things continue on the USS Victorious, including an engineering section full of exploding livestock, and none other than STF President Greg Hertzch chasing people down the hallway with a light-saber. Do we smell copyright infringement in the wind?
>>THIS ENDS THE 27.12.97 BROADCAST OF INSIDE EDITION
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