the starfleet news network | snn update archive | s.u. issue no. 6
Monday, 9 January 1995 -- Mike Ballway
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And now, for the REAL news. . . .
President Jim Midyette announced a New Plan for STF. It includes moving the Colony back "Home" to the GBB, disbanding the OC, and tax cuts for all Commodores owning more than five shuttlecraft. . . .
Vice-President Michael J. "Did you know I did this, too?"
Cathcart posted his newest SNN Creation . . . a must-see.
Personnel Director Michael J. "I do This, Too" Cathcart announced in his SNN article that the Trintron is fully staffed, with the other GBB ships missing between two and four crewmembers. No word on the ex-Colony ships.
Recruiting person Michael J. "Me? Workaholic? Never!" Cathcart is undoubtably still looking for people to recruit, recruit, recruit.
Elvis was sighted on Starbase 93
Everyone's favorite Religious Man, Pope Michael "So I like the guy, so shoot me" Barclay has founded Siskoism on the principle "Truth, Justice, and the Republican Way." Plans to bomb Atlanta and certain other Strategic Liberal Hideouts
are underway.
If you have found an inconsistency in Star Trek, I'd just like to let you know that Commodore Mike "Another Mike? Geez!" Ballway (that's me) has opened the STF Nitpicker's Club, which is affiliated with the Star Trek Nitpicker's Guild, which you'll just have to look at 'cause I'm not gonna explain it here.
LtC Brian "I did NOT Resign!" Misamore is now Commodore Misamore, Fleet Commander of Fleet 1.
And, sparked by Michael J. "I'll do anything" Cathcart's inspirational SNN article, I suppose the Pepsi-Coke crusades are back on!!!
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