the starfleet news network | snn update archive | s.u. issue no. 8
Sunday, 30 April 1995 -- Mike Ballway
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Hey! Just when you thought it was safe to be back on Prodigy . . . SNN UPDATE's returning! OK, now for today's news:

  •    All Engineers, please report to the Engineering Office (STF - ENG. DEPT. HQ). There is a new concept on the floor, and I'd like everyone to see it. Backdate a bit to read up on the "Zenith" project
  •    The GM Deptartment is opening up in STF (STF - GM DEPT). The purpose of this department is to provide everyone with an RPG. If you want to know more, or if you want to volunteer for GM service, contact Mike "I'm In Charge, and You're Not" Cathcart or drop by.
  •    If you have any other news, tell me.

    And now for the lighter side. . . .
  •    Today's ST quotes: Identify each and you'll get a prize!
    1. "I've been dead before"
    2. "Fly her apart then!"
    3. "Shut up, Wesley!"
    Identify the speaker & movie/episode.
  •    Top Ten Signs You're Too Much of a Trekkie:
      10. You go on a hunger strike until you can have replicated food
      9. You move to San Francisco just to have a house in Starfleet Headquarters
      8. You enter the navy just so you can serve on the Enterprise
      7. You've memorized Star Trek: Generations in one sitting
      6. You've opened a mining business just so you can supply Kirk with lithium
      5. You hire genetics experts to help you start the Eugenics Wars
      4. You lobby NASA to look for intelligent life in the Qo'noS sector
      3. You hold daily "Next Generation Rememberances"
      2. You bought a Motarola cellular phone just to flip it open and say "Kirk to Enterprise. . . ." -- and the #1 sign you're too much in Star Trek--
      1. You buy a minivan and paint it up like the "Galileo 7"

    And that, my friends, is this week's SNN UPDATE.

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    is published every once in a while by Michael J. "Hey! I'm talkin' here!" Ballway, and even though he does have opinions, contrary to popular myth, they are not necessarily those of the SNN management and are most definately not those of the UPN management. In fact, they're not even the opinions of The Almighty Sisko, so pbbt. If you want to complain about his opinions -- stuff it. OK, if you really want to complain, or say something good, or even place an ad in this SNN publication -- click your heels three times and Email reply to this note.
    Commodore Mike "bwsc65c@prodigy.com" Ballway
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