the starfleet news network | snn update archive | s.u. issue no. 11
Monday, 20 November 1995 -- Mike Ballway
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Yes, we're baa-aaack! It's SNN UPDATE, in new, improved, concentrated form: More news, less space. Or was that less news, more space? Whatever.
Anyway, what's all the hubbub about, bub? Well, in case you haven't heard, Mike "You look up to ME now, y'hear?" Cathcart is now president. All right, you can come out from under the rock now. . . .
=/\= NEWS
Our Friend Mike "Da Popa" Barclay hasn't been heard from in a while. Mike! If you can hear me, email! In the meantime, the ex-FComm's picture will be printed on all milk cartons starting Tuesday.
Grace "Sunnie" Larsen has come back from the dead (again) and is supposedly lurking around Midyette's Place and the Connie.
And rumor has it that there might be an actual RPG going on somewhere in STF. If it moves, kill it!
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SNN Update cannot, of course, be expected to report on everything, not with our limited journalistic staff (one). But you can help us out by Emailing bwsc65c@prodigy.com whenever you find something of possible newsworthiness. Like our credo says, "A good percentage of the News that's Fit To Post."
=/\= TRIVIA
Lotsa trivia today! Email reply with the answers:
- Name of mediator in TNG's "Loud as a Whisper"
- Planet Walker Keel and Picard meet at in "Conspiracy"
- Name of Ben Maxwell's ship in "The Wounded"
- Identify speaker: "Where's your mommy?"
- Identify speaker: "My number one dad"
- Janeway has what as pets?
- Kira was wearing what at the end of "Starship Down?"
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is published every once in a while by Michael J. "Hey! I'm talkin' here!" Ballway, and even though he does have opinions, contrary to popular myth, they are not necessarily those of the SNN management and are most definately not those of the UPN management. In fact, they're not even the opinions of The Almighty Sisko, so pbbt. If you want to complain about his opinions -- stuff it. OK, if you really want to complain, or say something good, or even place an ad in this SNN publication -- click your heels three times and Email reply to this note.
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