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Command debates DD’s ‘GMDevolution’
STF H.Q., SAN FRANCISCO -- Captain Chris Ashley, recently appointed GMDir to replace the leave-taking Colin Wyers, may soon see his job cut in half, with a large portion of his workload outsourced (or returned, to be more precise) to FComms and individual COs across the club. A proposal floated in mid-June by former GMDir Deanne "DD" Ashton, who juggled the GM-assignment, GM-approval, and GM-rostering duties of twenty-odd ships during two separate runs spanning the Hertzsch, Bourdaa, and Spurlin Administrations, would make the hiring and firing of GameMasters in each roleplaying ship the job of the respective Fleet Commanders -- the status quo in STF's pre-WeBB days. The GM Department would retain the authority to "license" -- approve or disapprove -- prospective GMs, and would continue to train GMs, keep a roster of active GMs, suggest GMs for appointment, and provide resources such as the Memory Alpha STF encyclopedia.
Member feedback on the proposal has been largely positive, with strong agreements from most of Command's heavy hitters; some have expressed fears that only "popular" or "well-connected" GMs would be selected by FComms and COs (as it is expected that some FComms will devolve this power one step further by allowing their subordinate COs to make the selections themselves) -- as opposed to the current system in which the GMDir sees the "big picture," knows every GM, and usually finds work for every GM who wants it. The current shortage of GMs, however, renders this point moot for the time being, although many have suggested that even in a "buyer's market" GM situation, it is not as big a problem as it is being made out to be.
Other amendments have been proposed: former FComm-2 Mike Ballway suggested that the proposal be taken a step further with the elimination of the rule barring "unlicensed" GMs from service -- this rule could be changed by Presidential Edict or by a GMD bylaw -- but found little support for that idea. Meanwhile, the debate over self-RPGs reared its head again when a majority of Command posters seemed to agree that the power to have no GM at all was similar to the choice of GM, and thus the GMDir would lose his ability to veto any self-RPG. Current GMDir Ashley has gone on record supporting "GMDevolution," greatly increasing its chances of integration into GMD policies in the near future; as a change in the fundamental direction of a Department and the transfer of administrative powers (i.e., the assignment of GMs) from a Department to the Fleets, however, GMDevolution would need the weight of a Presidential Edict to be incorporated into STF law. STF President Seamus Hughes has not come out one way or the other on the proposal, but its popular support tends to suggest that it will be "edictified" by either the present or the next Administration.
Interim Edicts empower IDir
STF H.Q., SAN FRANCISCO -- During the brief week in which both STF President Seamus Hughes and Vice President and IDir Butch Carter were on Leave, aIDir and aaPrez Mike Bourdaa issued his Mega ID Edict Collection, consisting of Edicts #30-A through #30-J. Edict #30-A stated that from now on, Edicts issued by an acting President would be lettered, not numbered. Edict #30-J established regulations for the forthcoming July Presidential Elections, regulations which were later reissued by Hughes upon his return. Edicts #30-B through 30-I consisted of a series of concise definitions of the Internet Department's responsibility and authority. In short:
Bukowski, Prez to PD: no dash-3s, please
STF H.Q., SAN FRANCISCO -- STF President Seamus Hughes gave his support in early June to a new PD policy that would limit the number of junior officers assigned to each ship to the "dash-two" level. While stating that it would not be put into an official edict, FAdm. Hughes expressed his wish that Personnel Director Greg Hertzsch, who supports the plan, would make it club policy at the Department level. Under the new scheme, COs can request that their ships be staffed above dash-two, but unless such a request is made, new recruits will be placed in Eng-3 (etc.) positions only in times of emergency. "The underlying intention of this is to make smaller ships," said USS Draco CO Dustin Bukowski, who had proposed the policy in a 30 May Command note.
Reaction to the policy during its debate phase was very positive, though its fundamental necessity was questioned by STF Census-taker Larry Garfield (who pointed out that the number of members and RPG characters in the club has not changed substantially in the last half-year, although we have added two new ships), and its ramification -- more new ships down the road -- was greeted with shouts of protest from outgoing GMDir Colin Wyers, whose GM corps is already stretched thin trying to cover the GM needs of our current 31 ships and starbases.
While various members of STF Command had tossed around the idea of decreasing the average ship size in STF's RPing Fleets -- currently standing at 15 characters per RPG area -- very little had been written about this fundamental change, outside of IRC. It was only late in May that Capt. Bukowski noted that many ships were being staffed up to dash-four in some departments (notably Engineering and Security, STF's two most popular vocations), and made his proposal in Command. Capt. Bukowski's note was undersigned by six additional ship captains, including Cdre. Hertzsch, plus AGMDir Lynn Janeway.
Garfield, Harris, REM engineer ED compromise
COUNTY STADIUM, MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN -- When Jeff D'Amico completed his shutout of the San Francisco Giants on 21 May, it was time for some serious engineering work. For months, DockMaster Randy McCullick and AEDir Larry Garfield had been at loggerheads over proposals to pigeonhole STF's approved Classes into various Types. Now they were meeting face-to-face (with Izzy Harris, James Garfield, and Mike Ballway also in attendence) and were ready to hash out their differences. While the baseball game had not gone into extra innings, an impromptu conference in County Stadium's parking lot was more than effective in torpedoing Mike's and James' plans of returning to Chicago at a reasonable hour. After an hour or so of discussion and chart-drawing, however, EDir Ralf Steen's two top assistants -- with help from Izzy Harris, who has since been appointed an Engineering Advisor -- had reached a middle ground: the "County Stadium Compromise," the result of which is the ED's newest proposal, quickly dubbed the Milwaukee Plan.
The Milwaukee Plan divides all Primary Vessels, almost all of the "comissionable" classes in use, into three groups based on their "Primay Mission": Scientific, Exploration/General, and Combat. Each group is then divided into three Sizes -- Small, Medium, and Supersized, er, Large -- based on its crew complement. The 9-Category plan has also earned the nickname "The Tic-Tac-Toe Plan" due to the hash-like grid that results. Each Category then has a name assigned to it, such as Cruiser or Frigate, and may take on an optional Variant Word. So a ship class may be categorized as a "Tactical Destroyer," where Destroyer is the Category and Tactical is the Variant. Following the formation of the Milwaukee Plan, it was presented to EDir Steen in early draft form. Steen approved of the plan generally, and after a few revisions Draft 3 of the proposal was posted in the ED for commentary. Reception was generally positive, with the only major concerns being the names for each of the nine slots, which are still under revision. Mike Bourdaa also noted the potential difficulty of having "variant" names not pre-determined, as one person may define "Heavy" by size while another may define it by crew complement. A non-exhaustive set of pre-determined variant names is also currently under development.
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STFC, AO fail separately; merge possible
STF H.Q., SAN FRANCISCO -- Constitutional Election Coordinator Mike Bourdaa announced on 1 June that the epic struggle between the Articles of Organization (AO) -- a constitutional proposal led by Mike Ballway and Larry Garfield -- and the STF Charter (STFC) -- an alternate proposal led by Scott Dale Robison, Nick Lackie, Brian Moss, and Butch Carter -- had ended in a stalemate in Round One, with neither document garnering the necessary 3/4 majority in order to pass. The final results were 46 votes (29.49%) for the AO, 34 votes (21.79%) for the STFC, 57 (36.54%) votes for "Either" (which went to both the AO and STFC), and 19 votes (12.18%) for "None," for a total of 156 votes cast, a voter turnout of 68%. That totaled 66.03% of the vote for the AO, and 58.33% of the vote for the STFC, both falling short of the 75% mark. The results were no surprise to the authors of either document, as Bourdaa had released "exit polls" throughout the month of May, showing both the AO and STFC holding relatively similar numbers for most of the month.
As per the Edict from STF President Seamus Hughes which setup the voting procedure for the Constitutions, neither document may be formally resubmitted until 1 August, the beginning of the next Presidential Term. However, both camps have reported that they will continue to develop and refine their documents between now and August. Both the AO and STFC authors have openly stated that they are open to a merger of the two documents, as the vote demonstrated an overwhelming interest in a Constitution of one sort or another. "Although neither document was specifically ratified," STFC co-author Nick Lackie told SNN, "there was a clear show of support for the principle that STF would benefit from some such formalization of law. I expect that authors from both sides will work together in the future so that a common solution might be met." Should a merger not prove possible, whether or not the STFC would be resubmitted "will depend on what, if any, changes are made to the AO" said Lackie. AO co-author Larry Garfield was equally in favor of a joint effort. "I've always been in favor of presenting STF with a single, joint document," he reportedly told the Nameless Ensigns' Weekly Standard. "The AO will be prsesented again, with modifications, I hope with the backing of the STFC's authors as well."
Lackie reportedly feels that the A/B/Either/Neither voting system used in this election was adequate, and as the "Either" option recieved the largest number of votes, believes that it should be left in, should another two-document vote take place. Garfield is reported to concur.
Elect-A-Prez opens; nominations to follow
OFFICE OF THE ELECTION COORDINATOR, WASHINGTON -- With considerable fanfare and much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the dastardly trio of Seamus Hughes, his father Mike Bourdaa, and his three-armed, two-headed henchman Larry Garfield opened the OEC -- Office of the Election Coordinator of STF -- for the Summer Election 2000 last week. FComm-2 Bourdaa, serving as Acting President during Hughes' recent LOA, introduced a tentative Election Schedule on 24 June as interim Edict #30-J. STF President Seamus Hughes, upon return, modified Bourdaa's timeframe slightly and posted Edict #31 three days later, managing in the process to make a few typos and start a string of sarcastic Command Ship responses. Meanwhile, Bourdaa -- recently appointed Election Coördinator in addition to his WeBB coder, FComm and sometime-aPrez duties -- has commissioned a separate "STF Elections" ship, to be maintained by SNN Deputy Editor Larry Garfield, in response to the repeated complaints of many STF Command readers that election campaigning and debating was tough to do in the oddball and wacky OOC Area, and repeated complaints from OOC denizens that their oddball wackiness was cramped by the monthlong intrusion of politically heated rhetoric. The Elections Ship can be accessed in the drop-down "Dial-a-Ship" menu from all STF Fleets, much like the OOC Area. It will be "decommissioned" following the end of the Election.
Edict #31 outlined the rules of the election: no mudslinging or character attacks, and campaigning is restricted to approved areas and solicited email only (see the OEC Homepage for the complete list). It also established the calendar of events: nominations for President will be accepted from 3 July to 7 July (the OEC's days begin and end at midnight, U.S. EDT; GMT minus-4). Nominations must be seconded; neither the nominator nor the seconder may be the candidate. Voting will take place via the WeBB Voting Booth (the survey-box recently used for the AO/STFC referendum) from 17 until 30 July, with the winner announced the next day and the inauguration on 1 August 2000. The Election Coordinator assures SNN that there will be an IRC Prez Debate as there was during the last election, although no date has been set yet.
GWF has Lex appeal: 3d slow ship debuts
USS LEXINGTON, FLEET TWO -- Late in May STF Command was inundated with proposals for new ships: various officers voiced their willingness to staff a Klingon ship, but in the end nothing came of it. Meanwhile, Capt. Butch Carter, designer of the Kansas-class carrier ship, asked that a USS Kansas be commissioned without an approved class, much to the horror of ED purists who convinced the President not to go ahead with an action that they maintained had been nothing but trouble in the past -- witness Columbus and Futura.
In the midst of all the clamoring for new-concept ships, though, former FComm-2 Mike Ballway made an appeal for another new ship -- a third "slow" ship, to be staffed with personnel overflow from the "non-daily" Trinitron and Constellation, which at that time were overstaffed by GWF standards. In the discussion that followed, both Adm. Ballway and current FComm-2 Mike Bourdaa defended the "Slow Fleet" concept from critics who alleged it was being abused by "fast"-posting STFers who simply wanted an extra DH spot. Although most in Command came around to the Mikes' position on the need for a third ship, questions about whether daily-posting transferees should hold DH positions on slow ships remain unanswered (though Command seems not to be putting this issue on the front burner, perhaps an indication that not many consider it to be a problem).
The result of two weeks' discussion was STF President Seamus Hughes' 1 June commissioning of the USS Lexington under the command of Trin XO Robert Anderson, who was also given a promotion to Captain. Capt. Anderson commands a new Trafalgar-class ship, the sixth addition to the GWF since its WeBB inception in mid-1998. Fleet Two now has more active RPG ships/starbases than any other Fleet, and ties Fleets Four and Six with six RPG zones. The Lexington was previously a Galaxy-class ship in Fleet Two, most recently under the command of Capt. Churlsan Han, decommissioned by President Jim Midyette in late 1993. Its reincarnation marks the first time in STF history that two Trafalgars (Lex and Connie) have served in the same Fleet.
Cubs 6, Dodgers 8
WRIGLEY FIELD, CHICAGO -- A clutch 9th-inning single by Dodger first-baseman Eric Karros aided another bullpen collapse by the Chicago Cubs on 17 May as relievers Rick Aguilera and Felix Heredia wasted a Scott Downs start and rare effective work by Cub relievers Todd Van Poppel, Daniel Garibay, Brian Williams, and Kyle Farnsworth. The multi-substitution game (Los Angeles used four relievers in addition to starter Dan Driefort) was another disappointing come-from-ahead loss for the ailing Northside nine, noteworthy only for the fact that it was witnessed by a record seven STFers -- Chicagoans Larry Garfield, James Garfield, Doug Bukowski, Sean Poust, Chris Ashley, Jeremy Friedman, and Mike Ballway. Willie Greene's solo homerun in the fifth inning received loud cheers from all but one of the "Evanston Group" (James Garfield is a Cardinals fan; the Garfields' father, Robert, also in attendence, joined his younger son in Dodger support, as he pulls for the New York teams. Bukowski, who is not an Evanstonian, did root for the Cubs, however). The group actually exited the park before the bullpen's top-of-the-ninth implosion, learning of the loss while standing on a train platform near DePaul University, where Larry attends classes.
Later baseball get-togethers included the McCullick-Harris-Ballway-Garfield-Garfield powwow at County Stadium [referenced in the ED article above --Ed.] and a four-man expedition to New Comiskey Park in which the Garfields and Mike Ballway witnessed a 8-2 rout of the New York Yankees by Chicago's White Sox. That game was briefly interupted by interference on the part of a squirel.
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Philip Hobday, yet another NMC Chairman
COVENTRY, UNITED KINGDOM -- Philip Hobday first stumbled across STF in September of 1999, while looking for an online RPG club to join. A long-time Star Trek fan, he immediately signed up. His first character was the Sec-2 on the USS Montgomery in Fleet Four, where he has since risen to CTO and finally to XO. He has also served in Security on the USS Revelation in Fleet Six, and currently serves as Librarian on Oed V in Fleet Six. When Ralf Steen was appointed EDir in mid-May and stepped down as NMC Chairman, Philip was appointed Chairman of the New Member Council. Since then, he has overseen the long-coming establishment of the Mentor System, to help new members acclamate to STF. He also lent assistance to both to Articles of Organization and STF Charter at varying points, before officially getting behind the STFC just prior to the Constitutional Election in May 2000. "There are lots of great people who RP and interact OOC together," he told SNN. "There's a real chance to develop a character and interact with others, and also to test one's wits at times. The enjoyment of RP-ing, I think, is central to STF's purpose, and is the main part of my enjoyment." In the future, he says "I'd like to put some work into making STF fun for others. People like me, who've learned some of the ropes, should want to help others do so too."
Phil, 19, is a first-year undergraduate at Oxford University, where he is studying Modern History. In what little spare time that allows him, Phil likes to eat, drink, and be merry with his college friends. He is presently single, but is persuing a possible resolution to that particular difficulty. While at school he shares an appartment with a tall, blond, rich kid named Tom, who is studying medicine. Phil is also part of the "Target Schools" program, in which college students go to local secondary schools in the area telling students about college life, giving them tips on studying, and so forth, in effect acting as a "Mentor" in RL. "I have to spend two more years studying for my B.A. degree, and then maybe some more studying."
LAST MONTH IN STF HISTORY
Hello Bourdaa; goodbye Den, Connie, Trin
AYE ON THE COMPETITION
It’s the end of the world as Aye knows it
CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, OHIO -- "Why Aye?" asks the title question of an opinion piece by Nick Lackie in the latest issue of -- brace yourself for it -- Aye on the WeBB. An alternative was needed, Lackie maintains, throwing a jab at this publication for its recently erratic publishing schedule (or, say it with me, "lack thereof"). But the latest reincarnation of AOTW is hardly a platform for silly jokes and anti-SNN pokes.
Published in mid-June, Aye on the WeBB #9 is the first AOTW since April 1999's #8. It's also the first issue of Aye without founder and Jello target Seamus Hughes at least nominally at the tiller (Mark Wilson, of course, was the one doing the actual writing toward the end of Aye's last publishing run). The Hughes-and-Wilson combo that produced the last issue has now been replaced by Nick Lackie (on the Command beat), Brian Moss (on the Constitutions beat), and Scott Dale Robison (on the exclusive USS-Aztec-and-bad-song-parodies beat). Lackie also contributed a Colin Wyers interview and a few gag articles, ensuring that Aye would retain some similarities with its predecessors under that nameplate. But the changes are legion. First of all, AOTW isn't under the same nameplate at all. Instead, it sports a new logo with the inscription "Ridentum dicere verum," which looks like Latin ("Itay oesday otnay ooklay ikelay anyay igpay atinlay Iyay owknay," said SNN's resident Dying Languages expert, Dr. Tsiugnil Toidi of Pakled University). And instead of the multi-page format that Aye pioneered in 1998, AOTW #9 marches in lockstep with many of the other alternative WeBBpapers of old, like Tangled WeBB and IveSTFiya, with a straightforward one-page layout which seems closer to SNN Headline News than Mark Wilson's other former comedy newsletter. Then there's the news coverage -- what's this, Watson? News coverage? I deduce that this isn't Aye on the WeBB at all! Oh, but it is. The former MAD Magazine of STF should now be upgraded to, oh, the Cleveland Plain Dealer of STF: it makes a good try at reporting some of the news. Well, a pretty good try, at least. It doesn't try to misinform STF. Again, it brings to mind Jim Armstrong's production, TW3, and to a lesser extent Colin Wyers' failed WeBBpaper IveSTFiya. It still has a ways to go to catch up with Mike Bourdaa's GiN, though. But it's a gap that can be bridged. And isn't that what STF wants? With SNN Headline News devoted almost solely to humor (though it does a darn fine job of it), STF has plenty of room for another serious news crew. It's been said many times in this space that STF needs a competitive news market, with at least one other serious WeBBpaper to keep this one on its toes, and to pick up the stories that we miss (while we, likewise, welcome the opportunity to do the same to it). The problem has always been finding the right people; a core group of politically active FComms Nick Lackie and Brian Moss, plus Command junkie and Radio Free STF MP3-jockey Scott Dale Robison is a good place to start.
What next for the new AOTW management? Sources say that "SDR" is working on an anti-Contract-System song to the tune of "It's Gonna Be Me." Tarzan will once again offer his political commentary ("Me, in favor of STFC. You, Jane."). And Nick and Brian, like it or not, will probably keep on reporting and, just like Aye of old, providing an alternative (a welcome one, we might add) to the established STF media. As Nick says in this latest issue, "whether this alternative is worth anything or not remains to be seen" We hope it is.
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