Posted April 1, 2019, 1:47 p.m. by Captain Kate O'Neill (FComm, Pioneer Fleet) (Kate O'Neill)
Posted by Fleet Admiral Adam W. (President) in Office of the President - Edict #18
Edict #18April 1, 2019
This is the edict you’ve all been waiting for I’m sure.
In the event there exists a bylaw which establishes an STF Dictatorship, the first dictator of STF shall be Adam W.
In the event Adam W. is not available to serve as dictator, that honor falls instead to Kat Dedul, whether she likes it or not.
Adam W.
President and Future Dictator
I for one would like to be the first to suggest a theme song for said Dictator should a said time ever exist for said dictator to take control Please note this ditty should be sung to the song of “Prince Ali” from Disney’s Aladin.
Official Dictator song.....
Hey! Clear the way in the stuffy old boards
Hey you!
Let us through!
It’s a bright new star!
Oh, come!
Be the first on your ship to meet his eye!
Make way!
Here he comes!
Ring bells! Bang the drums!
Are you gonna love this guy!
Chimpanzee He …Fabulous he!
Dictator Adam
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Starfleet salaam
Then come and meet his spectacular coterie
Dictator Chimpanzee!
Mighty is he!
Dictator Adam!
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the groaning hordes
A hundred posters with pens and not swords
Who sent those RPer’s to their captain’s boards?
Why, Dictator Chimpanzee
He’s got seventy-five animal captains
Academy cadets?
He’s got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type Role players
Has he got a zoo
I’m telling you, it’s a world-class menagerie!
Dictator Adam! Handsome is he, Our favorite Chimpanzee
That keen humor! How can I speak?
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your discord and prepare
To laugh and smile and share with our chimpanzee!
He’s got fleet captains, he’s got EGO’s and a BEE
(Proud to work for him)
They bow to his whim, love serving him
They’re just lousy with loyalty to Chimpanzee!
Dictator Chimpanzee!
Chimpanzee!
Amazing he! Chimpanzee!
Heard your fleet was a sight lovely to see!
And that, good people, is why he got his bananas and dropped by
With his collie that can’t sing on key
Make way for Dictator Chimpanzee!
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