Posted April 1, 2020, 7:47 p.m. by Sarah Hemenway (Vice President) (Sarah M)
Posted by Steve Johnson (President) in Office of the President - Edict #7
Edict #7
“The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.” - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxyAs we continue during these tough times, we are finding that we are needing to make compromises in all sorts of areas. As a part of this I unfortunately find that we need to eliminate the Dolphins fish budget, effective immediately.
We will continue to evaluate the situation, and take appropriate actions as needed.
Steve Johnson
President, Star-Fleet.com
April 1, 2020
I am pleased to see this gross abuse of power corrected, 12 years later.
Vice Fleet Admiral Sarah Hemenway
Vice President
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