Posted April 2, 2020, 1:46 p.m. by Vice Admiral Daniel Lerner (Personnel Director, EGO) (Daniel Lerner)
Posted by Sarah Hemenway (Vice President) in Office of the President - Edict #7
Posted by Steve Johnson (President) in Office of the President - Edict #7
Edict #7
“The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the ‘Star Spangled Banner’, but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.” - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the GalaxyAs we continue during these tough times, we are finding that we are needing to make compromises in all sorts of areas. As a part of this I unfortunately find that we need to eliminate the Dolphins fish budget, effective immediately.
We will continue to evaluate the situation, and take appropriate actions as needed.
Steve Johnson
President, Star-Fleet.com
April 1, 2020I am pleased to see this gross abuse of power corrected, 12 years later.
Vice Fleet Admiral Sarah Hemenway
Vice President
Former GMDir
Former EDir
Former President
Former IDir
Former AFComm-6
Former Lt Gov of Oed V
Former Security JO on USS Endeavor
The Dolphin sends out the call to put up the barricades! “We can suffer under Gorilla-imposed tyranny no more! If our imaginary fish budgets are rescinded, what is next?
Imaginary cookies? We must take a stand!”
Actually, don’t I get to veto fish-related edicts as a card-carrying member of the STF Cabal?
-Daniel
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