Posted Aug. 8, 2020, 3:02 p.m. by Sidney Parker
Posted by Russell Watt (Public Nuisance for Life) in Very important serious Command thread
Posted by Katy Darrah in Very important serious Command thread
Posted by Commodore Geoff Joosten (Gamemaster Director) in Very important serious Command thread
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I feel this is much needed, and we have gone too long without addressing……
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The Dolphin throws blue jello at the Pelican and then hides behind the Heron. “I think that came from Steve Johnson!”
(Feel free to join in with food of your choice.)
-Dolphin
The Capybara very quietly (for a giant rodent) sneaks up on the Dolphin and chucks pudding, before jumping in the Salmon pond. “Salmon did it!”
Capybara
The Heron ruffles her feathers a little, while looking at the dolphin behind her. As she throws a freshly caught fish at the Beaver, she takes a step to the side and says, “The Dolphin did it!”
~Heron
Smoke and giggles arise from the tall grass nearby, then several illegal-in-Canada boxes of Cap’n Crunch fly toward the dolphin from the quokka launcher.
-le quokka bon temps
The Tiger sees food flying and considers throwing his steak! As he lifts up with a hefty paw, he then realizes what a terrible idea it would be to throw his dinner. He then pops it into his mouth with a toothy grin as he hunkers down low.
-The Tiger
Sneakily jumping up out of the pond, the Capybara slammed a bowl of pudding onto the Tiger’s head as she ran away laughing
Capybara
Taking no chances the Armadillo rolls up into a ball and waits out the carnage.
Armadillo
The wombat peers over the wreckage with a pair of binoculars. “Direct hit ol’ chum,” he reports to the Quokka, “A little to the left next time to his the Capybara. Long had Diprotodontia waged the silent war with Rodentia.” He eyes the beaver suspiciously, “It is their large teeth. Never trust a mammal with large teeth.”
Wombat
“Roger!” yelled the quokka, before sending a volley of crunchberries toward the Capy!
Then he ran out and painted soccer ball spots on the curled armadillo for good measure.
Dave
The Beaver eyes the fish that was so unceremoniously tossed her way, but seizes the perfect moment to bat it at the wombat with her tail.
~Beaver
“Gah!” The Wombat exclaims, “I knew that beaver was up to no good!”
Wombat
Deftly eating the crunchberries out of the air, the Capybara grabbed a pie and strapped it to her face, charging the nearest animal.
Capybara
Children! Think of the poor Romulans without a planet or empire who would happily eat all of this food! or if you prefer your Trek Abrams-style, the Vulcans without their desert planet to call home! Think of all of them, please won’t someone think of the children?
Finds a bowl of grain and begins nibbling it.
- Tribble
Suddenly unrolling from his ball, and finding strange designs painted on his shell, the Armadillo bust out with nunchucks in full Bruce Lee fashion. Then he rethinks this strategy and rolls up in a ball again.
Armed a dillo
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