Lounge - Neighbors... Thats Very Convenient (Tag CNS)

Posted July 22, 2021, 11:39 p.m. by Lieutenant Cara Esmé O’Farrell (Counselor / Education Specialist) (Jennifer Ward)

Posted by Lieutenant Commander Gravel Mardusk (Chief of Security) in Lounge - Neighbors… Thats Very Convenient (Tag CNS)


Oh that looked amazing, and smelled even better. She looked at him and shrugged with a grin. “Well then I’m in the clear aren’t I, Lad? Cause if ya took the time ta figure out how I like my burger, ya know I don’t use none of those. What ya might not know is that it’s cause that stuff ruins the flavor of a good seasoning.” She picked up the burger and took bite, chewed slowly, finished, picked up her glass and took a drink. “Tha’ is an excellent burger. Where’d ya get that? It wasn’t no replicator.”


Mardusk smiled and said “Oh, a magician never tells his secrets.” He lifted his own dome and there were two of the burgers and fries. He took a bite and chewed slowly, looking at her and then away. Finally he swallowed and asked “Whats the worst pickup line anyone has ever used on you that actually worked?”


Cara munched on fries while she thought about it. There were A LOT of bad pick up lines…but worked....she started laughing. “Okay…” laughter, “Okay, okay. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right? I was in secondary school. We were like 14, and of course everyone knew what he was up to, and for whatever reason at the time I thought the fact he made himself wrong was funny.” She picked the burger and took a bite.


“Hmmm… okay. I cannot stand the feel of velvet. It sets my teeth on edge.” and the big green behemoth shivered. “Gross. Hate it.” He took a bite and chewed slowly, obviously in deep thought. Swallowing, he took a drink.

“All right, burger down. This is a reflex answer question, okay. So as soon as I ask, you just blurt out the very first thing that comes to mind, okay? Ready?” and he waited for her to get set.

Oh so like that. She hid a grin thinking to herself, Yeah yeah Malachite, I know those tricks too. Cara set the burger down, took a sip of the Guinness and nodded, “Go for it.”

“You are marooned on a desert island. No way to call for help. No way to leave. You have all the food and water you will ever need. Now… who or what will you miss the most?”


“Amazing conversations with the Orion security chief.” Cara wasn’t sure what was more surprising, the fact that she just pulled answered his trick with her own, or the fact she really meant it.


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