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Girl's Night In

Posted Oct. 12, 2018, 4:31 p.m. by Civilian Cai Taylor (Captain’s Brother) (Calé Reilly)

Posted by Civilian Cai Taylor (Captain’s Brother) in Girl’s Night In

Posted by Civilian Kenzie Easter (Lt Easter’s niece) in Girl’s Night In

Posted by Civilian Cai Taylor (Captain’s Brother) in Girl’s Night In
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“Computer, load up Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed (DHoB for short) Season 4 Episode 3 The Housewives Do Risa and play,” Kenzie ordered as she laid on her bed, resting her padd on her upper legs.

The holovid began to play in front of her, the introduction and the theme song, the theme from seasons 1-3 was much better, this new composer, a half Pakled-half Klingon really had no idea about music in Kenzie’s opinion, but who was she to complain? The theme song for DHoB meant that she got her fix of DHoB, and better a bad DHoB theme song followed by DHoB than no theme song and no DHoB.

It started with Delina in the booth, telling the audience that she and the gals were going to Risa on account of her having acquired tickets for all of them to the planet and she hoped they all appreciated that she was letting them go with her, especially Lwineria who had accused her in the previous episode of having impure thoughts when it came to Lwineria’s husband. That was, of course, a violation of the agreement that they would not use their telepathy to read the minds of each other. She respected him as a colleague, nothing more.

Then the shot changed to all of the Unreal Desperate Housewives together on Betazed in Ralindia’s condo. Ralindia was depressed, there was nothing new in that, thought Kenzie as she watched. Ralindia’s husband had gone missing in the previous season’s finale, and despite the evidence that he was, in fact, dead, she refused to believe it, instead believing he was hiding from her in some cruel kind of hoax and that he was somehow hiding his thoughts from her as well.

Calonixia, the youngest of the housewives, and as empty headed as a Pakled, was complaining loudly to anyone who would listen that she had broken a nail and that she had no idea that being pregnant would take so long.

Horinisa, the matriarch of the group, looked at Calonixia with utter contempt on her face, and commented, “dear, perhaps you should have understood the process before you had sex, just a thought.”

“You would know all about that, you old bat,” Calonixia replied, glaring daggers at the older Betazed woman. Those two were always at each others throats, it was one of the things that Kenzie loved most about this show.

Mr. Xero, Horinisa’s valet and butler, entered the camera shot, silent as always and distributed drinks to the ladies. That seemed to calm them down.

Delina came into the shot at that point and said “ladies, your attention please, pack your swimsuits, your sunhats and your little black dresses, we are off to Risa. I have got us all tickets for a week long vacation to the pleasure planet.”

With much whooping from among her fellow Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed, they went to advertisements …

-Kenzie East
OOC: You know … I just had to don’t you. :P

The chime to the quarters sounded. Then again. As if the person on the other side was determined that someone would open the door.

“Oh bother!” Kenzie said, bother wasn’t the precise word she said, but what she actually said was beyond what is allowed in STF, and had her parents or her uncle heard her utter the word of displeasure she actually uttered, they would be most disappointed with her, but she did stop the holovid. She walked over to the door, but didn’t open it. Her parents and her uncle Michael told her not to open it when she didn’t know who it was, especially when she was alone. She pushed boundaries, and she was manipulative, but she wasn’t flat out disobedient.

Outside his hands thrust deep into his black jean pocket and the ever present purple hoodie up over his electric blue hair stood Cai. His expression like thunder. He glanced at the mini PaDD in his hand and then back at the door. For some inexplicable reason whoever was inside seemed to be playing inane reality television that his mini PaDD was picking up and as a result three times he had been kicked off of a conversation with his friend Parzival back on earth. He needed them to reset the stupid PaDD to get it to stop apparently and again pressed the chime biting his lip ring in annoyance.

Cai

She heard the door chime again, and she spoke up and said, “I heard the chime the first time, nitwit. What do you want?” She spoke loudly enough that Cai would have heard her, “my Uncle is out, and he told me to stay here, and not to open the door to our quarters while he’s not here. And besides, I’m watching the Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed, and I don’t like being interrupted.”

Kenzie

“You hear a chime go twice and don’t think to open the door? What do you expect to happen on a secure ship where your obviously known to be in residence. Newsflash moron kidnappers don’t ring doorbells.” The voice was distinctly male and obviously teenage, outside Cai rolled his entire head in exasperation. He sighed and shook his head. “My name’s Cai Taylor and you’ve hijacked my mini PaDD frequency with your dumb show now reset your PaDD to a different frequency so I can go on with my life”

Cai

’… Taylor …’ Kenzie knew that name from somewhere, probably someone who appeared on Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed for an episode.

“Then you are the moron, not me, cupcake,” Kenzie replied, “if you truly don’t know how to set up your frequencies so that others can’t log into them, you need to learn to do it. I’m Kenzie Easter. I’ll get my uncle to teach you sometime, he’s an engineer. Cai … Taylor … I’m trying to place your name … you were a guest star on one of the Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed, weren’t you? Why are you here? Oh, you came on board to surprise me? I’ve been asked to appear in an episode, haven’t I?”

He couldn’t hope to reply to this torrent of…teen…girl…gush, it was like sense within gods only knew. He opened his mouth and found his retort unwilling to even attempt itself. The door opened.

She began to jump excitedly and clap and gave a short cheer of excitement, before opening the door to her uncle’s quarters. He would understand her doing so, it was a chance for her to shine, after all. She took in Cai and her expression dropped, “you were not in an episode of Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed, why did you make me think you were?” Then she looked at his lip ring and his hoodie, and grinned. She suddenly and unexpectedly found him incredibly cute. But she knew that was partly because her parents and her Uncle would not necessarily want her to be hanging around him.

“I didn’t…” he started but then…girl…she was a girl. Well he had figured that but he wasn’t really prepared for the reality of one standing behind a door watching him,

“Cai Taylor, you say, well, Mr Cai Taylor, please come in … you look cool. I love the lip ring,” she said, “why don’t you help me make sure I can change the frequency here so I don’t disrupt your frequencies or your life any further. I’m sorry about the nitwit, the moron and the cupcake, Cai … Would you like a cupcake or something?”

-Kenzie Easter

His body on auto pilot Cai stepped into her quarters. He cleared his throat and frowned. “What? No I don’t want a cupcake…I want you off my frequency.” He brandished the mini PaDD at her and pushed his electric blue hair out of his eyes. Suddenly for whatever reason he felt mildly self conscious about his hood being up over his head. He raised a hand to it but quickly diverted it from the hood to tug at the small black disk pierced in his right ear in what he hoped was exasperation.

Cai

Kenzie screamed suddenly and clapped her hands excitedly, “blue hair … do you really have blue hair, Cai Taylor? That is so cool! Is it natural? And if not, how do I get some of my own? And how did you convince whoever you are living with to let you get the blue hair? Come on … show me your blue hair, please? Show me your blue hair and … I’ll make it worth your while.” She stood coyly looking at him as she twirled a finger through her hair.

-Kenzie

Cai blinked stupidly at the female before him, twisting her hair and batting her eyelashes. He began to feel heat rising from his neck up his face as if she embarrassed him. Stupid environmental controls must be broken in thus stupid quarters. He tried to process her questions.

“Does it look natural to you? Don’t be stupid. You can buy dye like everyone else and I didn’t ask I just did it, it’s my hair.” He chewed his lip ring and frowned annoyed for some reason now. With a sigh he pushed the hood of the hoodie down and let the longish mop of blue hair loose. “There? Happy now? Can we please fix your damned frequency now.” Girls....honestly.

Cai

bump for Russ


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