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Random Side sim moment - Requisition Order

Posted April 17, 2019, 8:37 p.m. by Crewman Joe Black (Dentist) (Calé Reilly)

Posted by Captain Willow Taylor (Commanding Officer) in Random Side sim moment - Requisition Order

Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade Bradar Tressex (Chief Science Officer) in Random Side sim moment - Requisition Order

Posted by Captain Willow Taylor (Commanding Officer) in Random Side sim moment - Requisition Order
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Willow sighed slightly as she looked at the NE before her and the items he now held. She blinked again and set down the PaDD she held. “Wait, what?” She asked disbelievingly.

The man looked embarrassed and held up the rope covered posts and tried to explain again, “It just said ‘scratching posts’ please install at discretion. I…I wasn’t sure where to put them sir.”

Willow shook her head. “Is this. Is this some sort of joke?” She asked pinching the bridge of her nose.

The young man turned very red and tried to back track. “No! I mean no sir, I mean I hope not sir, do you…do you want me to take them away?”

“No…” willow said shortly.

“Do you want me to install them…”

“NO!” Willow repoed opening her eyes and looking at the NE. The anger drained from her and tiredly she waved at the desk. “Just....just put them down. I’ll deal with it later.” As the NE left and Willow was forced to sit and look at the cat scratching posts she wasn’t sure if she should laugh or feel furious. She should get rid of them but then again…she went back to her work and ignored them. For now.

Willow Taylor
Random

The NE stuck his head back in the door. “Ma’am,” he said softly. “It appears we have enough for each deck both port and starboard. Do I bring the rest in here or.....” his voice trailed off not sure what to do. The Captain was pretty adamant about not wanting to talk about this conversation yet there were crates to place. “You know what....I’ll....I’ll just pretend I don’t see them for now and go,” he said hooking a thumb at the door. “You know be like “wait…what crate? On....that crate? Nope did not see it. If anyone asks we can pin it on Johnson. He is due for retirement in six months. We can claim this requisition was based on senility?”

NE Walter Thompson Ford

Willow hit the palms of her hands off of her desk. “WHAT THE…” She caught herself and breathed heavily through her nose, “Just…put them all somewhere. Not in here…good god not in here…” she rubbed her temples a headache forming.

As the NE turned she added. “Wait! Where did these even come from?”

Willow Taylor
CO

At that moment, the CSO arrived at her door. “Um, excuse me Captain. We seem to have received a requisition order fulfillment in the lab…” and his voice trailed off as he looked both confused and slightly embarrassed. “It wasn’t exactly what I had ordered, Ma’am. You see, I submitted for a new scanning electron microscope lens assembly and several other standard items that we can’t replicate. What I received was… well… this.” and he held out his hand in which sat a small plastic statue of a human female dressed in a grass skirt and a floral print bathing suit top. She wore a necklace of flowers, and she shook when his hand moved. “There are… more than a few of these, Captain. As in… a few hundred. The crates are all over the lab, Ma’am.”

Tressex, CSO

Willow stared at him. “Of course there are.” She said and smiled in that sort of dangerous smile that you get when a person seems ready to explode and somehow does the opposite. “One moment please gentlemen she said and pressed her badge, and contacted the XO

=^= Number one…could you join me in my office please.=^= She said brightly to the comm and interlocking her fingers put her hands on her desk and waited.

Willow Taylor
CO

A sort of cold and uneasy feel preempted, as it always did, the arrival of the ships dentist. Who like always just seemingly appeared from nowhere. The seven foot tall, Black hooded figures ginned around at them all (unable to do anything else) while the blue pin pricks burnt at the Center if his dark eye sockets. The colour made the med division tunic he wore over his billowing robes look almost grey by comparison.

AHEM… he said in a tone like two stone slabs crashing together. I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE INTRUSION BUT I APPEAR TO HAVE RECEIVED THE WRONG ITEMS IN OUR RECENT STORE ORDER. he spoke as always without moving his mouth, the words just somehow bypassing the ears of those who heard him and appearing in their brains. In one skeletal hand he held what appeared to be some wrist restraints.

I ORDERED SOME NEW RESTRAINTS…ALBERT SEEMED TO THINK THEY WOULD MAKE THE MORE FIDGETY PATIENTS CALMER. he looked down at them. THEY ARE COVERED IN LITTLE HUMAN ORGANS…HEARTS I BELIEVE THEY ARE CALLED, He looked up at the assembled people. THE HEARTS ARE PINK… he looked at the item AND FUZZY…

DR Black
DDS


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