Music with Audrey II (Just Sing Show Tunes)

Posted May 13, 2021, 11:01 p.m. by Audrey II (Plant/Philosopher/Groovy Chick) (Russell Watt)

Throughout the Ogawa, the dulcet tones of Audrey II floated on the tendrils of the air as she warmed up her vocal cords. This could only mean one thing, she was getting ready to sing once more …

“Hello there USS Ogawa, I am Audrey II, and I would like to welcome all of those ladies, gents and beings that are otherwise gendered onboard. For those of you who are new, I am your resident Show Tune singing Venus Fly Trap and I’d like to sing a song for all of you … It is called “Just Sing Showtunes “and it goes a bit like this … the sound of a throat clearing floats through

“When I was first planted and was just a seed
The soil, sun and water gave me all I did need
So when I spread my roots underground deep down
I know that that I was destined to go down to Hodestown

My roots spread and grew as I did mature
In a pot plant inside the theatre de jour
But I heard someone say you’ve gotta flaunt what you got
And dearest darlings, I aint throwing away my shot

I’ll just sing show tunes, though I can’t move or dance,
I’ll just sing show tunes, and yes, I’ll ta-ake my chance,
I found rock and roll impassible, and I don’t sing op-er-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, (she holds the a for a long time, much in the style of an opera singer)
I’ll just sing show tunes, cause I can’t rumba.”

She then speaks, “but you all can, so rumba, rumba rumba, rumba rumba rumba” …

She weaves back and forth in time with the music.

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