Posted June 10, 2020, 2:58 p.m. by Crewman Joe Black (Dentist) (Calé Reilly)
Posted by Gamemaster Wombat (Gamemaster) in Main sim: SB Infirmary
Posted by Ensign Jasper Jarvis (Cardiology and Surgery) in Main sim: SB Infirmary
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The seven foot being seemed genuinely interested that someone was speaking to him. INDEED NOT. he agreed with Jarvis’ suggestion his name wasn’t Doctor Black. MY GIVEN NAME IS JOSEPH. AND I AM AFRAID YOU DONT HAVE THE CORRECT BICUSPIDS TO BE A KLINGON he looked down at his brush. THAT NE WAS CONFUSED AND ASKED ME TO BRUSH…I HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEST FLOSS THE INFIRMARY. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS FLOSS AFTER YOUR BRUSH.
Wrong bicuspids to be a Klingon, how best to floss the infirmary, always flossing after you brush? It seemed to Dr Jarvis that dentistry was the only thing that the… being had on its mind. What are you? he thought, his eyes roving up and down the black robe with its star-fleet tunic on top, some sort of malfunctioning android perhaps? That would certainly explain having the one-track mind obsessed with dentistry. With no answers likely to be forthcoming on their own, Jasper first tried the direct approach. “What species are you? What is your home planet?”
Dr Black looked at Jarvis again. EHH… he began and then wringing his skeletal hands said WE GO BY MANY NAMES…ERR…WHAT SPECIES DO YOU THINK I AM as though this was an answer. Then added MY HOME IS A DISTANT PART OF SPACE. I DOUBT YOU HAVE BEEN THERE. I HAVE SINCE HOWEVER, MANY YEARS AGO, ADOPTED EARTH AS MY HOME.” he continued. I DO ENJOY THE COMPANY OF MORTA…I MEAN HUMANOIDS. YES HUMANOIDS.**
He looked nervous, and then produced a sonic toothbrush and a lolly pop from inside the billowing folds of his robes. ERR WOULD YOU CARE FOR A FREE SAMPLE OR A LOLLY? IT IS OF COURSE SUGAR FREE.
The woman in question seemed to stagger into a table and ended up sitting on the floor.
Dr J. Jarvis M.D.
Dr. Black noticed that some of the other crew were starting to act, odd. Stumbling drunk then otherwise being quite normal if somewhat distracted by their feelings. Eventually they would blink a couple of times then look at each other strangely.
GM Wombat
Dr Jarvis swayed slightly but was not sure why. He hadn’t tripped over anything nor drunk something alcoholic, yet he was doing it nonetheless. Was someone fiddling about with the gravity controls he wondered?
Dr J. Jarvis M.D
Looking around Dr Black seemed confused.
Dr Black
DDSHe indicated the woman who had instructed him to sweep to Jarvis I DO BELIEVE SHE MAY BE INTOXICATED. he confided.
Dr Black
DDSIt was only when Dr Black drew his attention to the woman, that Jasper realised that the woman had been staggering around the room before unceremoniously falling to the floor. Hadn’t he just had a thought about feeling intoxicated himself? He couldn’t remember. Tentatively he tried to walk forward in a straight line, to test the theory, only to find himself stagger haphazardly from side to side. While he could not speak for the NE, he certainly had not been drinking, which meant that something had infected them both. While his mind had started to fog over, he had just enough sense about him to run a scan of himself, Dr Black and the NE.
Dr J. Jarvis M.D.
As Jarvis approached the young woman he, too, started to feel dizzy like his head was filled with nonsensical words and phrases that he couldn’t quite make sense of, and yet at the end of it all it passed. He felt great, fine even! Though who would dare stand against the fearsome Jabberwock? A bandersnatch? Preposterous! No one one would dare to confront Dr. Jarvis this day.
GM Wombat
Joe considered the Pair. SHOULD I FETCH SOMEONE? he asked.
Dr Black
DDS
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