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Posted July 2, 2020, 9:59 p.m. by Lieutenant Junior Grade Achilleas Petrakos (Chief Science Officer) (Matt Evans)

Posted by Ensign Iyun Riani (Scientist) in Main Sim: SB Science Lab

Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade Achilleas Petrakos (Chief Science Officer) in Main Sim: SB Science Lab

Posted by Ensign Iyun Riani (Scientist) in Main Sim: SB Science Lab
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=/\=Myqian here. Uhhh.. what do you mean…=/\= But Dira didn’t get to finish her sentence.

There seemed to be some other voices on the Commander’s side fo the comm and she was clearly distracted by something else.

Commander Myqian, XO

“Yes, yes, indeed,” Ria, the Mad Hatter, exclaimed. “You all need to have tea and cake! How could it be an unbirthday party without everyone having tea?” She got up again and dragged the remaining officers, who weren’t already seated at the table, over and forced them down to sit. Or at least tired to depending on how much they tried to resist. But whether or not everyone took their seat, she started to fill all the cups anyway.

Looking up, Ria suddenly said, “But we don’t have an unbirthday cake!” Without another word she hurried over to the replicator and after some coaxing managed to get it to replicate an unbirthday cake. It was a rainbow coloured vanilla cake with white frosting, red sugar roses and one pink candle in the middle. Carrying it over to the table she asked, “Whose unbirthday is it? You have to blow out the candle!”

~Ensign Iyun, the Mad Hatter

“Why my dear, if today isn’t your birthday then it was be your unbirthday cake! Luckily we have enough ‘tea’ to go along with it too! Sadly my unbirthday is in March or I’d love to blow the candle out, but instead I will simply enjoy watching you do it instead. Only as long as you share though! Can’t stand a stingy unbirthday party with no shared cake!” Achilleas said while gesticulating wildly and nearly spilling his ‘tea’.

CSO Petrakos

“Oh, but of course! Today is my unbirthday! But it is also yours. We all have lots and lots of unbirthdays! Isn’t that fun?” she giggled and was about to lean forward to blow out the candle when she continued, “But first we have to sing. No unbirthday without singing! You start!”

Achilleas smacked his forehead and exclaimed, “Of course we need the song! How could I forget?” He quickly stood and cleared his throat before he began the song in a baritone:

A very merry unbirthday to me!

To who?

To me!

Oh you!

A very merry unbirthday to you!

Who me?

Yes, you!

Oh, me!

Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of ‘tea’! A very merry unbirthday to you!

Now, statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday

Imagine, just one birthday every year

Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!

Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer

Suddenly one of the NEs chimed in, “Then today is my unbirthday too!”

It is?

What a small world this is

In that case…
A very merry unbirthday,

The NE replied, “To me?”
To you!

A very merry unbirthday

And Again the NE asked, “For me?”

For you!

Holding the cake towards the NE, Ria finished, “Now blow the candle out my dear
And make your wish come true
A very merry unbirthday to you!”

A very merry unbirthday to you!

~Ensign Iyun, the Mad Hatter

With the song done and festivities well underway, Achilleas lifted his tea cup and shouted, “Cheers!” He took a heft sip before he eyed the unbirthday cake. “Now who has a knife?”

CSO Petrakos


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