About the USS Constellation

Do you like Lower Decks and the Orville? Do you want to join the ship that has been doing fanatic comedy and going on irreverent adventures for 14 years? Ever want to be the Chief Sanitation Officer or the Chief of Jello Investigations? How about a security officer who’s a pacifist but goes into a fugue state when Ride of the Valkyries plays and you basically turn into River from Firefly? If you think that the Connie is the ship for you please get a hold of the CO or XO in discord or by email!

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Current Vacancies


  • Commanding Officer
  • Executive Officer
  • Game Masterr

Department Heads:

  • Chief of Security
  • Chief Engineer

Junior Officers:

  • Engineering
  • Medical
  • Science
  • Security
  • Swings

If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer

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Captains Yacht
Captain's collar Position Open as Captain TBA
XO's Hot Tub
Cmdr's collar Position Open as Lt. Commander TBA

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GM's Dice Rolls
Captain's collar Position OPen as our GM TBA

Sim Overview: TBA

Sim Summary

Teal Lt Cmdr's collar Swing Position Open as Lieutenant Commander TBA
Counselor's Nook
Teal Lt's collar Ship's Counselor: Trinity Fister as Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo

The scientist at the The Wernstrom Institute seem to be loosing their memories. Help medical and security make a plan for dealing with them.

Engineer's Tool Chest
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Engineer: APPLY as - OPEN

We don't know what's causing the problems at the The Wernstrom Institute, so let's make sure the engines, shields, and deflector can protect us from any strange space fairy dust!

Medical's Hypospray Cupboard
Teal's collar Chief Medical Officer: Lenora V as Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion

Something is messing with the memories of the scientists at The Wernstrom Institute. What could cause that? Help Security and the Counselor develop a plan for dealing with those afflicted.

Science's Scanny Thing
Teal Lt's collar Acting Chief Science Officer: Christopher Logan as Lieutenant (junior grade) Alexander Slayer

Scan the space around The Wernstrom Institute to see if there is anything environmental that might be causing the scientists to loose their memories and act strangely.

Security's Weapons Closet
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief of Security: Apply as - OPEN

Scientist are loosing their memories and are confused. You have two hours to get with the Counselor and medical to make a plan on how to protect them and everyone else from the crazies!

Posting Limits
  • Command Staff: 5 days
  • Department Heads: 7 days
  • Junior Officers and Swings: 10 days

If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer

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Ship Specifications

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Away Team
  • Command Staff:
  • Department Heads: Eleyr, Slayer, and DeLion
  • Junior Officers and Swings: Security NEs

If you want to join the away team notify the Captain or First Officer

MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated by Matt Bongiorno on 19 Jan 2022

Rank Character Position Species Age Height Weight User Status
Captain Person Who Runs The Ship (CO)
Lieutenant Commander Person Who Keeps The CO In Line (XO)
Lieutenant Chief of Keeping Our Bodies Healthy (CMO)
Lieutenant Chief of Keeping Our Brains Healthy (CNS)
Lieutenant Chief of Keeping the Ship Safe (CoS)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Chief of Figuring Out The Galaxy (CSO)
Ensign Nameless Ensign
Gamemaster GamesMaster

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