About the USS Constellation

Welcome to the USS Constellation the one ship in the club were you get let your hair down and be as wild and strange as you want. Serving as the clubs one and only Comedy ship the Connie as it is best known as is the place to be if you have the thrill for all things strange.

Captains Notes
Captain's collar Katy Darrah as Captain Aaron Michaels

Welcome to us USS Constellation! I'm your Captain, you can find me on discord under the name Capybara. If you would like to join this fun house, shoot me an email or DM.

XO's Notes
Lt Cmdr's collar Melissa Aragon as Lieutenant Commander Valentina Bellini

Cass, this is your box!

GM and Sim Notes
Admiral's collar Vacantt as GM Vacant

Sim Overview: No sim right now!

Status Alert


Engineering Department
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Engineer: Russell Watt as Lieutenant (j.g.) The Tweedle Brothers

Coming soon

Medical Department
Teal Lt jg's collar Chief Medical Officer: Crissy N as Lieutenant Cecil Smyth

Coming soon

Science Department
Blue Lt jg's collar Chief Science Officer: Ben Simons as Lieutenant (j.g.) Byrnarterro Ch'riaqer

Coming soon

Security Department
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief of Security: Rusty Boshankles as Lieutenant (j.g.) Drake Burcham

Coming soon

Operations Department
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Operations Officer: Vacant

Coming soon

Counselling Department
Blue Lt jg's collar Ship's Counsellor: Vacant

Coming soon

Sim Updates!

The senior staff has been kidnapped! The CO, almost all Department Heads, as well as a couple of Junior Officers, have all gone Through The Looking Glass. There is also a party going on in the lounge! Come have some fun!

Posting Limits
  • Command Staff: 5 days
  • Department Heads: 7 days
  • Junior Officers and Swings: 10 days

If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer

Useful Links

Ship Specifications

Other Useful Links

Current Vacancies

Department Heads:

  • Chief Operations Officer
  • Counselor

Junior Officers:

  • Engineering
  • Medical
  • Science
  • Security
  • Swings

If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer

MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated 31 March 2020

Rank Character Position Species Age Height Weight User Status
Captain Aaron Michaels Commanding Officer Human 25 5'9 160 lbs Katy Darrah OK (4)
Commander Valentina Bellini Executive Officer Human 31 5' 9" 195 Melissa Aragon OK (0)
Lieutenant Cecil Smyth Chief Medical Officer Human 30 5'10 152lbs Crissy N OK (0)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Dum and Dee Tweedle Chief Engineer anthropomorphic blobs Unknown 1.05m/2.39m 305kg/40kgs Russell Watt OK (3*)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Drake Burcham Chief of Security Human 31 5 feet 10 inches 190 lbs Rusty Boshankles OK (3)
Ensign Byrnarterro Ch'riaqer Chief Science Officer Andorion 24 6' 4'' 180 lb Ben Simons OK (5)
Ensign Medical Officer
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