About the USS Constellation
Do you like Lower Decks and the Orville? Do you want to join the ship that has been doing fanatic comedy and going on irreverent adventures for 14 years? Ever want to be the Chief Sanitation Officer or the Chief of Jello Investigations? How about a security officer who’s a pacifist but goes into a fugue state when Ride of the Valkyries plays and you basically turn into River from Firefly? If you think that the Connie is the ship for you please get a hold of the CO or XO in discord or by email!
| Lines of the Week |
|
CO Matt Sam |
| Side Sims for Hire |
|
Sim Title Sim Title
Sim Title
If you are interested in starting a side sim and need help, let us know |
| Current Vacancies |
|
Command:
Department Heads:
Junior Officers:
If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer |
| Captains Yacht | ||
 |
Position Open as Captain Fill In Here | |
| XO's Hot Tub | ||
 |
Matt Bongiorno as Lt. Commander Richard Marsh | |
Hello Constellation crew! I feel honored to be your XO and I look forward to interacting with each of you over the course of my time here on the 'Connie'. Please feel free to contact me on discord or via e-mail if you would like to join the crew or to chat with me about anything. You can access my contact information on my profile page. I strongly encourage you to feel free to set an appointment to meet with the XO and I will respond in kind! | ||
| GM's Dice Rolls | ||
|
Sam Pennington as our GM The Wrecking Crew | |
|
Sim Overview: Jason XI Something wicked this way comes to make redshirts of us all. | ||
| Small Pet Emporium | ||
 |
Chief of Pets and 2nd Officer: Jennifer Ward as Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded | |
The new CO doesn't have a pet yet. Oh and get ready for the away team. | ||
| Counselor's Nook | ||
 |
Ship's Counselor: Trinity Fister as Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo | |
The scientist at the The Wernstrom Institute seem to be loosing their memories. Help medical and security make a plan for dealing with them. | ||
| Engineer's Tool Chest | ||
 |
Chief Engineer: APPLY as - OPEN | |
We don't know what's causing the problems at the The Wernstrom Institute, so let's make sure the engines, shields, and deflector can protect us from any strange space fairy dust! | ||
| Medical's Hypospray Cupboard | ||
|
Chief Medical Officer: Lenora V as Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion | |
Something is messing with the memories of the scientists at The Wernstrom Institute. What could cause that? Help Security and the Counselor develop a plan for dealing with those afflicted. | ||
| Science's Scanny Thing | ||
 |
Acting Chief Science Officer: Christopher Logan as Lieutenant (junior grade) Alexander Slayer | |
Scan the space around The Wernstrom Institute to see if there is anything environmental that might be causing the scientists to loose their memories and act strangely. | ||
| Posting Limits |
If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer |
| Useful Links |
|
Ship Specifications Other Useful Links |
| Away Team |
If you want to join the away team notify the Captain or First Officer |
MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated by Matt Bongiorno on 19 Jan 2022
RSS Feed