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About the USS Constellation

Welcome to the USS Constellation the one ship in the club were you get let your hair down and be as wild and strange as you want. Serving as the clubs one and only Comedy ship the Connie as it is best known as is the place to be if you have the thrill for all things strange.

Captains Yacht
Captain's collar Brian Richards as Captain Xitt Onnyubum

Welcome to us USS Constellation! I'm the loony that someone at HQ thought should lead this fine vessel! Catch me on discord with the name Capt_Giraffe (or anything Giraffe related really). If you would like to join this fun house, shoot me an email or DM.

XO's Hot Tub
Cmdr's collar Melissa Aragon as Commander Valentina Bellini

So glad to be here. My door is always open. I'm on Discord as "LlewelPendragon#7076". Umm... why is there jello in my bathroom sink?

GM's Dice Rolls
Fleet Captain's collar Russell Watt as GM Eric the Half a Trib

Sim Overview: So, to the new Captain and Crew of the Connie, you find yourselves at Black Rock in Fleet 6. The Connie has come in for a spring clean and to get the fuzzy dice on the bridge refluffed. There are a pair of interesting Starfleet officers there, and according to your Chief Engineering Blobs, the Tweedle siblings, they are two of the members of the Ministry of Silly Warps.
A part of the Engineering Department of Starfleet that is well hidden and for them to be here … means the Connie are going to be in for something completely different for the upcoming mission … what is in store for the Connie?
Why not join and find out for yourselves and experience the madness that is Eric the Half Trib first hand. Currently planning the mission, and don’t be surprised if there are constitutional peasants, knights that say ni, lumberjacks, spam loving Vikings or dead parrots along for the flight.
Just don’t forget, Eric is not the messiah, just a very naughty GM.

Status Alert

Green-alert

Engineer's Tool Chest
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Engineer: Russell Watt as Lieutenant (j.g.) The Tweedle Sibling Blobs

Coming soon

Medical's Hypospray Cupboard
Teal Lt jg's collar Chief Medical Officer: Crissy N as Lieutenant Cecil Smyth

Coming soon

Science's Scanny Thing
Blue Lt jg's collar Chief Science Officer: Ben Simons as Lieutenant (j.g.) Byrnarterro Ch'riaqer

Coming soon

Security's Weapons Closet
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief of Security: Rusty Boshankles as Lieutenant (j.g.) Drake Burcham

Coming soon

Operations' PADD Bin
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Operations Officer: Vacant

Coming soon

Counsellor's Nook
Blue Lt Commander's Collar Ship's Counsellor: Timothy Frogue as Lieutenant Commander Jeremy O'Dell

Bring your crazy self to see me. Oh, and bring your knife with you.

Behind the GM's Screen!

We've docked to take onboard the representatives from the Ministry Of Silly Warps!.
The Captain may or may not have programed all the replicators to only dispense baked goods from now on...
Don't forget your mandatory physicals!
We have a brand new Counselor! Get your head checked out and bring a knife!

Posting Limits
  • Command Staff: 5 days
  • Department Heads: 7 days
  • Junior Officers and Swings: 10 days

If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer

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Ship Specifications

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Current Vacancies

Department Heads:

  • Chief Operations Officer

Junior Officers:

  • Engineering
  • Medical
  • Science
  • Security
  • Swings

If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer

MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated 13 November 2020

Rank Character Position Species Age Height Weight User Status
Captain Xitt Onnyubum Person Who Orders People Around (CO) Bolian 44 5'5 250lbs Brian Richards OK (0)
Commander Valentina Bellini Person Who Keeps The CO In Line (XO) Human 31 5' 9" 195 Melissa Aragon LOA 2020-11-28 (0)
Lieutenant Commander Jeremy O'Dell Chief of Keeping Our Brains Healthy (CNS) Terran 28 5'8 155 Timothy Frogue LOA 2020-11-27 (6)
Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion Chief of Keeping Our Bodies Healthy (CMO) Human 39 4'11" 127 lbs Leonora V OK (1)
Ensign Doctor
Lieutenant Junior Grade Dum and Dee Tweedle Chief of Keeping The Ship Together (CE) anthropomorphic blobs Unknown 1.05m/2.39m 305kg/40kgs Russell Watt AWOL (11)
Ensign ENG
Lieutenant Junior Grade Drake Burcham Chief of Keeping The Ship Safe (COS) Human 31 5 feet 10 inches 190 lbs Rusty Boshankles OK (6)
Ensign Sec
Lieutenant Junior Grade Byrnarterro Ch'riaqer Chief of Figuring Out The Galaxy (CSO) Andorion 24 6' 4'' 180 lb Ben Simons OK (1)
Ensign Sci
Gamemaster Eric, the half a Trib GamesMaster Tribble 27, I'm not old Roundish How Rude Russell Watt OK (2)

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