About the USS Constellation
Welcome to the USS Constellation the one ship in the club were you get let your hair down and be as wild and strange as you want. Serving as the clubs one and only Comedy ship the Connie as it is best known as is the place to be if you have the thrill for all things strange.
Captains Yacht | ||
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Brian Richards as Captain Zarcal | |
Welcome to us USS Constellation! I'm the loony that someone at HQ thought should lead this fine vessel! Catch me on discord with the name Capt_Giraffe (or anything Giraffe related really). If you would like to join this fun house, shoot me an email or DM. |
XO's Hot Tub | ||
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Melissa Aragon as Commander Valentina Bellini | |
So glad to be here. My door is always open. I'm on Discord as "LlewelPendragon#7076". Umm... why is there jello in my bathroom sink? |
GM's Dice Rolls | ||
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Russell Watt as GM Eric the Half a Trib | |
Sim Overview: So, to the new Captain and Crew of the Connie, you find yourselves at Black Rock in Fleet 6. The Connie has come in for a spring clean and to get the fuzzy dice on the bridge refluffed. There are a pair of interesting Starfleet officers there, and according to your Chief Engineering Blobs, the Tweedle siblings, they are two of the members of the Ministry of Silly Warps. |
Status Alert |
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Engineer's Tool Chest | ||
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Chief Engineer: Russell Watt as LieutenantThe Tweedle Sibling Blobs | |
Coming soon |
Medical's Hypospray Cupboard | ||
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Chief Medical Officer: Crissy N as Lieutenant Cecil Smyth | |
Coming soon |
Science's Scanny Thing | ||
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Chief Science Officer: Ben Simons as Lieutenant Byrnarterro Ch'riaqer | |
Coming soon |
Security's Weapons Closet | ||
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Chief of Security: Rusty Boshankles as Lieutenant Drake Burcham | |
Coming soon |
Small Pet Emporium | ||
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Chief of Pets: Jennifer Ward as Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded | |
Coming soon |
Counsellor's Nook | ||
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Ship's Counsellor: Timothy Frogue as Lieutenant Commander Jeremy O'Dell | |
Bring your crazy self to see me. Oh, and bring your knife with you. |
Ship's Wheelhouse | ||
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Chief of Helmsperson Training and Further Education Christopher Logan as Lieutenant (j.g.)Arriana Rabb | |
Coming soon |
Behind the GM's Screen! |
We've docked to take onboard the representatives from the Ministry Of Silly Warps!. |
Posting Limits |
If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer |
Useful Links |
Ship Specifications Other Useful Links |
Current Vacancies |
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If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer |
MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated 13 November 2020