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About the USS Constellation

Do you like Lower Decks and the Orville? Do you want to join the ship that has been doing fanatic comedy and going on irreverent adventures for 14 years? Ever want to be the Chief Sanitation Officer or the Chief of Jello Investigations? How about a security officer who’s a pacifist but goes into a fugue state when Ride of the Valkyries plays and you basically turn into River from Firefly? If you think that the Connie is the ship for you please get a hold of the CO or XO in discord or by email!

Side Sims for Hire

Party Planning in Space

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If you are interested in starting a side sim and need help, let us know

Current Vacancies

Command:

  • None

Department Heads:

  • None

Junior Officers:

  • Engineering
  • Medical
  • Science
  • Security
  • Swings

If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer

Captains Yacht
Captain's collar Brian Richards as Captain Zarcal

Welcome to us USS Constellation! I'm the loony that someone at HQ thought should lead this fine vessel! Catch me on discord with the name Capt_Giraffe (or anything Giraffe related really). If you would like to join this fun house, shoot me an email or DM.

XO's Hot Tub
Cmdr's collar Matt Bongiorno as Lt. Commander Richard Marsh

Hello Constellation crew! I feel honored to be your XO and I look forward to interacting with each of you over the course of my time here on the 'Connie'. Please feel free to contact me on discord or via e-mail if you would like to join the crew or to chat with me about anything. You can access my contact information on my profile page. I strongly encourage you to feel free to set an appointment to meet with the XO and I will respond in kind!

GM's Dice Rolls
Captain's collar Sam Pennington as our GM The Wrecking Crew

Sim Overview: Jason XI

Something wicked this way comes to make redshirts of us all.

Small Pet Emporium
Teal Lt Cmdr's collar Chief of Pets and 2nd Officer: Jennifer Ward as Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded

Meet with the crew to give out pets, meet the new XO, and meet with the new counselor.

Counselor's Nook
Teal Lt's collar Ship's Counselor: Trinity Fister as Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo

Please conduct annual reviews with the entire crew, check in with CO, complete boarding physical with CMO, and pick up your new pet from the CoP.

Engineer's Tool Chest
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Engineer: Jason Wolfe as Lieutenant (junior grade)Teebo

You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift!

Medical's Hypospray Cupboard
Teal's collar Chief Medical Officer: Lenora V as Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion

You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift!

Science's Scanny Thing
Teal Lt's collar Acting Chief Science Officer: Christopher Logan as Lieutenant (junior grade) Alexander Slayer

You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift!

Security's Weapons Closet
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief of Security: Rusty Boshankles as Lieutenant Drake Burcham

You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift!

Posting Limits
  • Command Staff: 5 days
  • Department Heads: 7 days
  • Junior Officers and Swings: 10 days

If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer

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Ship Specifications

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Away Team
  • Command Staff:
  • Department Heads:
  • Junior Officers and Swings:

If you want to join the away team notify the Captain or First Officer

MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated by Matt Bongiorno on 8 May 2021

Rank Character Position Species Age Height Weight User Status
Captain Zarcal Person Who Runs The Ship (CO) Zaranite 77 5'11" 144lbs Brian Richards OK (2)
Lieutenant Commander Richard Marsh Person Who Keeps The CO In Line (XO) Human 30 6’1” 190 Matt Bongiorno LOA 2021-06-25 (0)
Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded Chief of Pets & 2nd Officer (COP) Betazoid 30 5'5" 140 Jennifer Ward OK (2)
Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion Chief of Keeping Our Bodies Healthy (CMO) Human 40 4'11" 127 lbs Leonora V AWOL (15)
Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo Chief of Keeping Our Brains Healthy (CNS) Klingon 35 6'3 90kg Trinity Fister OK (3*)
Lieutenant Drake Burcham Chief of Keeping The Ship Safe (COS) Human 31 5 feet 10 inches 190 lbs Rusty Boshankles LOA 2021-07-01 (13)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Alexander Slayer Chief of Figuring Out The Galaxy (CSO) Vulcan 30 6'0" 130 lbs Christopher Logan OK (3)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Teebo Chief of Keeping The Ship Together (CE) Keb 47 (Terran Standard) 100.6 cm (3' 3") 26.5 kg (58.5 lbs) Jason Wolfe OK (3)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Lars Johansen Meteorological Officer Human... -ish 28 6'10" 355 lbs James Sinclair
Ensign Emery Mackenzie McCoy Yeoman/Tailor Humanoid (Isisean) 4'11" 96 lbs. Cassa D OK (8)
Gamemaster The Wrecking Crew GamesMaster Amorphous Wouldn’t You Like To Know Sam Pennington OK (3)

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