About the USS Constellation
Do you like Lower Decks and the Orville? Do you want to join the ship that has been doing fanatic comedy and going on irreverent adventures for 14 years? Ever want to be the Chief Sanitation Officer or the Chief of Jello Investigations? How about a security officer who’s a pacifist but goes into a fugue state when Ride of the Valkyries plays and you basically turn into River from Firefly? If you think that the Connie is the ship for you please get a hold of the CO or XO in discord or by email!
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| Side Sims for Hire |
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Command:
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If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer |
| Captains Yacht | ||
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Brian Richards as Captain Zarcal | |
Welcome to us USS Constellation! I'm the loony that someone at HQ thought should lead this fine vessel! Catch me on discord with the name Capt_Giraffe (or anything Giraffe related really). If you would like to join this fun house, shoot me an email or DM. | ||
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Matt Bongiorno as Lt. Commander Richard Marsh | |
Hello Constellation crew! I feel honored to be your XO and I look forward to interacting with each of you over the course of my time here on the 'Connie'. Please feel free to contact me on discord or via e-mail if you would like to join the crew or to chat with me about anything. You can access my contact information on my profile page. I strongly encourage you to feel free to set an appointment to meet with the XO and I will respond in kind! | ||
| GM's Dice Rolls | ||
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Sam Pennington as our GM The Wrecking Crew | |
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Sim Overview: Jason XI Something wicked this way comes to make redshirts of us all. | ||
| Small Pet Emporium | ||
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Chief of Pets and 2nd Officer: Jennifer Ward as Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded | |
Meet with the crew to give out pets, meet the new XO, and meet with the new counselor. | ||
| Counselor's Nook | ||
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Ship's Counselor: Trinity Fister as Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo | |
Please conduct annual reviews with the entire crew, check in with CO, complete boarding physical with CMO, and pick up your new pet from the CoP. | ||
| Engineer's Tool Chest | ||
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Chief Engineer: Jason Wolfe as Lieutenant (junior grade)Teebo | |
You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift! | ||
| Medical's Hypospray Cupboard | ||
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Chief Medical Officer: Lenora V as Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion | |
You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift! | ||
| Science's Scanny Thing | ||
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Acting Chief Science Officer: Christopher Logan as Lieutenant (junior grade) Alexander Slayer | |
You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift! | ||
| Security's Weapons Closet | ||
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Chief of Security: Rusty Boshankles as Lieutenant Drake Burcham | |
You need to pick up your pet, visit the CNS, and meet the new XO. Oh and you haven't met the CO yet! Be sure to bring a baby shower gift! | ||
| Posting Limits |
If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer |
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Ship Specifications Other Useful Links |
| Away Team |
If you want to join the away team notify the Captain or First Officer |
MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated by Matt Bongiorno on 8 May 2021
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