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About the USS Constellation

Do you like Lower Decks and the Orville? Do you want to join the ship that has been doing fanatic comedy and going on irreverent adventures for 14 years? Ever want to be the Chief Sanitation Officer or the Chief of Jello Investigations? How about a security officer who’s a pacifist but goes into a fugue state when Ride of the Valkyries plays and you basically turn into River from Firefly? If you think that the Connie is the ship for you please get a hold of the CO or XO in discord or by email!

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If you are interested in starting a side sim and need help, let us know

Current Vacancies

Command:

  • Captain

Department Heads:

  • Chief of Security
  • Chief Engineer

Junior Officers:

  • Engineering
  • Medical
  • Science
  • Security
  • Swings

If you are interested in joining the Constellation then please contact the Captain or First Officer

Captains Yacht
Captain's collar Position Open as Captain

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XO's Hot Tub
Cmdr's collar Matt Bongiorno as Lt. Commander Richard Marsh

Hello Constellation crew! I feel honored to be your XO and I look forward to interacting with each of you over the course of my time here on the 'Connie'. Please feel free to contact me on discord or via e-mail if you would like to join the crew or to chat with me about anything. You can access my contact information on my profile page. I strongly encourage you to feel free to set an appointment to meet with the XO and I will respond in kind!

GM's Dice Rolls
Captain's collar Sam Pennington as our GM The Wrecking Crew

Sim Overview: Jason XI

Something wicked this way comes to make redshirts of us all.

Small Pet Emporium
Teal Lt Cmdr's collar Chief of Pets and 2nd Officer: Jennifer Ward as Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded

The new CO doesn't have a pet yet. Oh and get ready for the away team.

Counselor's Nook
Teal Lt's collar Ship's Counselor: Trinity Fister as Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo

The scientist at the The Wernstrom Institute seem to be loosing their memories. Help medical and security make a plan for dealing with them.

Engineer's Tool Chest
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief Engineer: APPLY as - OPEN

We don't know what's causing the problems at the The Wernstrom Institute, so let's make sure the engines, shields, and deflector can protect us from any strange space fairy dust!

Medical's Hypospray Cupboard
Teal's collar Chief Medical Officer: Lenora V as Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion

Something is messing with the memories of the scientists at The Wernstrom Institute. What could cause that? Help Security and the Counselor develop a plan for dealing with those afflicted.

Science's Scanny Thing
Teal Lt's collar Acting Chief Science Officer: Christopher Logan as Lieutenant (junior grade) Alexander Slayer

Scan the space around The Wernstrom Institute to see if there is anything environmental that might be causing the scientists to loose their memories and act strangely.

Security's Weapons Closet
Gold Lt jg's collar Chief of Security: Apply as - OPEN

Scientist are loosing their memories and are confused. You have two hours to get with the Counselor and medical to make a plan on how to protect them and everyone else from the crazies!

Posting Limits
  • Command Staff: 5 days
  • Department Heads: 7 days
  • Junior Officers and Swings: 10 days

If you ever need an LOA then please notify the Captain or First Officer

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Away Team
  • Command Staff: Marsh
  • Department Heads: Eleyr, Slayer, and DeLion
  • Junior Officers and Swings: Atoded, Security NEs

If you want to join the away team notify the Captain or First Officer

MOTD designed by Sharon Miller. Last updated by Matt Bongiorno on 19 Jan 2022

Rank Character Position Species Age Height Weight User Status
Captain Person Who Runs The Ship (CO)
Lieutenant Commander Richard Marsh Person Who Keeps The CO In Line (XO) Human 30 6’1” 190 Matt Bongiorno OK (1*)
Lieutenant Commander Brenna Neenna Atoded Chief of Pets(COP)-2O-CIO Betazoid 30 5'5" 140 Jennifer Ward OK (2)
Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion Chief of Keeping Our Bodies Healthy (CMO) Human 40 4'11" 127 lbs Leonora V OK (6)
Lieutenant Eleyr of House Em'ujo Chief of Keeping Our Brains Healthy (CNS) Klingon 35 190cm (6'3") 91kg (200lbs) Trinity Fister OK (4)
Lieutenant Junior Grade Alexander Slayer Chief of Figuring Out The Galaxy (CSO) Vulcan 30 6'0" 130 lbs Christopher Logan OK (1)
Ensign Nameless Ensign Nameless Ensign TBD TBD TBD TBD Russell Watt AWOL (17)
Gamemaster The Wrecking Crew GamesMaster Fossa Wouldn’t You Like To Know Sam Pennington AWOL (8)

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