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Posted April 30, 2021, 10:08 p.m. by Gamemaster Eric, the half a Trib (GamesMaster) (Russell Watt)

Posted by Lieutenant Andromeda DeLion (Chief of Keeping Our Bodies Healthy (CMO)) in Main Sim - Sickbay

Posted by Gamemaster Eric, the half a Trib (GamesMaster) in Main Sim - Sickbay
It seemed it would be a normal day for sickbay and the staff that called it their office space. The usual cuts and bruises, and even a boarding physical or two was needed … and it seemed that they would get through without … Jessie …

Oh, spoke to soon, because at that very point, Jessie, the hypochondriac particle engineer came into sickbay, a padd in her hand.

“DOCTORS HELP,” Jessie said, shouting, “I’m going to die! I’ve got it! I was reading a journal and it says that I have the symptoms of reptithermapepita and I’m going to die, I don’t want to die, but I know I’m going to die, I ..” she began mumbling for a bit that noone could quite understand as she stumbled through sickbay, her eyes opened wide with fright.

She went to the biobed nearest to the window and furthest from the entry to sickbay and lay on it … “tell me the worst, Doc … how long have I got before reptithermapepita kills me?”

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    OOC: Yes, Reptithermapepita don’t you love that word :D

Andromeda sighed as soon as she heard the call. “Jessie. We’ve talked about this. Doctors diagnose. Now, what journal was this?”
-Andromeda DeLion, CMO

“Well, it was Playgorn Monthly, in which you get to see the Gorns in all of their glory, and well have you seen Mr January yet? His scales, so shiny, his teeth so sharp and his claws … I hyperventilate with the excitement … anyway, in Playgorn Monthly from January 2397 the esteemed Gorn Professor Otto Von Scrathensniff spoke about the dangers that Reptihermapepita poses. Scratchensniff reported the symptoms of Reptithermapepita and I have it! It says the scales will fall off and the skin will go soft, hair will grow and insects will no longer satisfy me! Look at me, Doctor. I HAVE THOSE SYMPTOMS!!!!! The report goes on to say that the blood will no longer be cold. I’ve been measuring my temperature, and its not cold, please Doctor, do something about this, I don’t want to die from Reptithermapepita. Please Doctor, please do something.” And Jessie began to sob.

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