Posted Jan. 10, 2023, 1 a.m. by Lieutenant Junior Grade Reia Shandy (C Intelligence -Comm Officer) (Catt Bennett)
Posted by Lieutenant Commander Dagen Thor (CE) in The Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed
Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade Reia Shandy (C Intelligence -Comm Officer) in The Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed
Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade Vanessa Slade (CNS) in The Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed
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On the padd of any Genesis crewmember who is a fan of ‘The Unreal Desperate Housewives of Betazed’, they may be an NE or they may be, oh, I don’t know, the ship’s Counsellor …<< In this Stardate’s Episode >>
Francina confronts her husband’s nephew’s best friend’s daughter about the mess on her favourite ball gown and has to deal with the tears and tantrums that result.
“Girl why did you think modeling that thing at a kids party was ever going to work out,” Vanessa watched the episode on her PaDD as she made her way through the halls. She tended to always be talking to either a client, the crew, or on her personal communicator so even though she was on duty, no one questioned her rather teen antics of being on a device as she moved about the hallways.
Gorelian employs a new Cabana Boy to look after her pool, and provides him with his new uniform … a very skimpy pair of budgy smugglers … unaware her elderly husband is watching the goings on through binoculars from an upstairs window.
As she entered the turbo Gloria Evans leaned over and then pulled the PaDD to she could see it better. “Oh my god they hired Guillaume Fabulousa?” Gloria’s mouth opened slightly as Vanessa nodded.
“Wouldn’t you? I would constantly be requesting a towel even if I was not at the pool,” Vanessa winked and laughed with her friend.
Marciana plans a baby shower for her sister, Janciana, who accidentally walks in on the planning of it, leaving her sister to claim a friend is having a baby as well, causing Janciana to proclaim “Marciana, Marciana, Marciana” in great frustration. Later in the episode, she talks to her Counsellor about the issue and seeking guidance.
ALSO
Don’t miss the Housewives as they call in on Black Rock as part of their whirl wind Black Fleet Tour, Federation citizen or not, Starfleet officer or not, they are wanting to meet their fans … and who knows YOU may feature in an upcoming episode.As Vanessa turned the corner to her office, half watching the credits roll, one thing caught her attention in a vice grip.
GM
OOC: Yes, this is part of the upcoming mission … you know you wanna know more AND be part of such a high quality holoprogram (don’t forget I’m from Australia, the country that inflicted Neighbours and Home and Away on the world) :P
RussellImmediately she took off not for her office but the office of the one person she needed more than anything else in the world.
Vanessa Slade CNS
Reia had been listening to Vanessa and Gorelian and couldn’t hold her giggle any longer.
“I managed to sneak a peek before Dagen got home. I don’t remember seeing anything quite so tasty last time I was back at gram and gramps’ and it got me thinking, maybe I should buy the hubby a new pair of budgie smugglers.”
OOC: Could not write this without laughing.
- Reia
Dagen’s comms beeped. A schedule reminder. Desperate Housewives of Betazed .. he could NOT wrap his mind around that show. Reia liked it. Sure the scenery was nice. He found the ladies’ costumes .. interesting. The innuendo was thick. Yes it did get the two of them .. randy .. and it was a laugh, at least to him. He just couldn’t fathom it. He watched the preview. The old geezer is a telepath! He doesn’t need binoculars to read both of their minds. What was the big thing about those, um, trunks? Things? They will likely give Reia ideas, but for ancestor’s sake, they traipse around naked at weddings. In an age of replication, who cared about a messy dress. Replicate another one .. “Oh no” .. he said aloud as he saw they were coming to Black Rock …
“Something wrong Chief?” Bat said, poking his head into his office. “It sounds bad. Something break? Warp core alignment off? Life support dropped somewhere? Transporter accident?”
“Worse,” he said … “The Desperate Houswives are coming to town ..”
“What? Really?! I’ve been tryin got get Angel into that holo. It is SOOO hard to get a Vulcan out of her head to just enjoy it.” …
Dagen sighed. Ah well .. they won’t be short of fans, that is for sure with Bat the fanboy … In the background he caught that Bat was watching the preview .. the portly Bolian who bursts out of his uniform, saying, “I have got to get me that to wear.” Dagen buried his face in his hands ..
Dagen, CE
The following message appeared on Dagen’s PaDD.
‘Dags, Sweetie.
If we end up getting a retirement house that’s on one of those cooler planets that we like so much, I would very much like a heated pool. I promise many many games of naughty pool boy and lonely rich housewife.
Love you.
Reia’
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