Posted July 21, 2019, 10:26 a.m. by Gamemaster CockRoach (Gamemaster) (Robert Archer)
Posted by Lieutenant William B. Grey (Chief Science Officer) in Main Sim - Engineering - Oddities
Posted by Gamemaster CockRoach (Gamemaster) in Main Sim - Engineering - Oddities
[snip]“Yes Doctor!” As Jasper responded to her request. As Jasper activated the corresponding forcefields as the areas started to fill with fish as he beamed the areas affected with filling fish to the replicators for recycling. to keep the levels low in the container in the affected zones. As he tapped a few keys on the console to inform the bridge of the situation. =/\= Engineering to bridge. We have a serious situation down here and I know it might sound strange or odd. But we’re having freshly picked fruit off of a uniform and its now raining fish here presently. Please advise? =/\= Jasper said as he continued to collect data and sent it to the science section for a more in-depth analysis. Jasper knew this sounded crazy and he was waiting for an order to follow up his inquiry with a visit to the counselor. As he left the channel open as he did what he could from keeping other from falling into the same fates as the other officers.
As the group watched suddenly the flopping tuna fish struggling to breathe in the air without water turned into fried tuna fish in butter served in a slowly spreading pool of smoked almond romesco sauce!!
Cross watched the fish turn to tuna ‘’Hungry as you might be ‘’ she said wondering whether she was hallucination ‘’No one dare touch them or worst eat them ,not even a lick’‘ the CMO tried her best to mean she meant business and no but’s or if’s.
Where is the darn counsellor when you need one!.
“Oh, doc come on! That’s not fair!! It really smells amazing? I wonder if Squire Trelane is involved in this entertainment? ” Jasper asked with a bit of wonder and now starving at all the fish buffet. all you can eat…He thought to himself. As he continued his observations.
“Ahh yes! We done heard all about that there rogue planet of Gothos at the Academy,” said George. “Ayn’ that there Squire Trelane.”
Tinga’s antennae twitched in a manner that indicate amusement.
=^=Thank you. I just had to be certain.=^= she said, =^=The CSO is analyzing the situation now.=^=
-George, Eng
=/\= Thank you engineering out! =/\= as jasper closed the channel. “no offense Squire Trelane. ” he said softly to himself as he continued the readings to science. As he tried to keep an eye out of more surprises.
Ensign Japser Ericson Jo Engineer
Scans showed the tuna with sauce was quite edible and real, wherever or however it came to be it was sitting now on the dirty engineering room floor wasting away......
Jasper started to beam the tuna to the replicator systems for recycling. “Maybe I should get a plate in there if its still raining fish.” Jasper commented grabbing a massive platter from the replicator to set inside the zone to catch fish. “Jasper shook his head hard. “this is weird but mom and the others would never believe it.” as he recorded the whole issues from the beginning till now as he can show later to others in the science department and others to see.
Down in the Galley on Deck 4, someone would notice the Captain’s Chef in tears. He could have fed Tuna steak to all the officers for several weeks on that fish, if only they had frozen it instead of recycling it as replicator feedstock.
-NE, Gordon Ramsey, Chef
Occ: if you read my post he beamed the fish that was on the floor to the recycler and he got a massive platter to catch the fresh fish that was filling the void.
Jasper was wondering if this problem might be technical then more mystical or alien in nature as he started system checks on replicator systems along with ship-wide for possible other causes. He also was checking to see if It could be happening elsewhere on the ship too. Jasper thought casually as he started to check any relevant systems that could cause a strange occurrence like this even the absurd ones.
Checks on systems didnt show this oddity happening anywhere else
The NE still stuck in the forcefields spoke, now just in his underwear “..Can I get out of this yet? I’d like to go get a new uniform, before my underwear turns to Jelly or something!!” He protested.
OOC: It happens man dont worry about it :) I’m also still waiting on science to show up here for more info giving.
GM CockRoach
OOC: Apologies from me as well, wrote a post and probably hit cancel or just forgot to post it.
IC:“I’d be more concerned with the contents of that underwear rather than the cloth itself” The ever-fluid accent of the Chief Scientist came from across engineering. The now Texan scientist walked with his arms filled with bags and long metallic objects and barely enough room to see anything. He stopped next to the group of people and dropped his equipment on the floor “Interesting, has anyone tasted anything yet?” He asked as he set up several sensor poles around the jellified Engineer “If so how did it taste?” He said as he began a detail scan cycle connected to his tricorder.
CSO
Scans showed that with the fish removed there was just the sauce left behind, which showed up as actual sauce mess on the engineering room floor. There was on the higher EM bands a odd signal which the tricorder was having a hard time isolating as it was randomized.
GM CockRoach
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