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The Ferengi's make themselves known to the Governor. Meeting with the Governor

Posted July 9, 2021, 8:31 p.m. by Civilian Zerbo (Ferengi Representative) (Travis Good)

Posted by Civilian Kenzo B’tren-Hyrushi (Governor) in The Ferengi’s make themselves known to the Governor. Meeting with the Governor

Posted by Civilian Hoka (Assistant to Zerbo) in The Ferengi’s make themselves known to the Governor. Meeting with the Governor

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Out in the streets there was a loud ruckus going on. So loud in fact that beings on the 25th floor of the buildings on the parade route, would be able to hear the commotion. Once a being would look out onto the streets, they’ll be able to see a very large parade complete with exotic animals, Ferengi throwing candy and gift cards, dancers, carnival folk doing tricks and acrobatics, fire breathers, a very long band and behind all of that ridding on top of an elephant sits a very small being named Da’Mon Ress Zerbo waving to everyone and throwing out candy and cards to the people and children watching on the side of the streets. There were also Ferengi lagging behind to clean up any animal messes and to clean up what people did not pick up.

After an hour of this Zerbo finally dismounts the elephant out in front of the Governor’s building, where he had his first meeting with the newly elected Gov. Climbing down the specially made ladder to accommodate for Ferengi’s, he finally made it down and stretched out before taking off his ridding gloves and handing it to one of his subordinates. “This beast hurt my back riding it! Give me my cane! I need it for support.” Upon getting his cane he straightened out his suit and put on a dab of cologne to mask the elephant stench hopefully, then clapped his hands together twice loudly to summon his entrance crew.

Upon hearing the claps, the entrance team moved into action and one Ferengi opened the door while four Ferengi put a large rolled up red carpet right in front of Zerbo and two of the Ferengi bowed while the other two began unrolling the red carpet into the lobby of the Governors building all the way until it reached the lobby desk (which was measured before to be exact) and then those two Ferengi turned towards the entrance doors and bowed.

Zerbo clapped his hands twice again and a Ferengi in a brightly colored uniform came with a trumpet followed by another Ferengi in a very nice suit which was Hoka. Hoka went to one side of the entrance while the trumpet player went to the other side. Once in place the trumpet player played a loud tune and once finished Hoka spoke up, “Here ye, Here ye! All welcome the mightiest Ferengi, the Wonder that is economics, the Superstar of trade, Da’Mon Ress Zerbo!”

Zerbo then walks in making sure to be on the red carpet and stared waving at everyone around even though most were only looking because of curiosity and couldn’t care less. Reaching to the lobby desk one of the Ferengi that was already there bowing reached into his vest and pulled out a flat, plastic contraption that when unfolded became a small three step step and placed it down right before Zerbo arrived.

Stepping up so that now he can not only see over the desk but into the eyes of the lobby receptionist. “Hi Hew-Mon. I an Da’Mon Ress Zerbo, but you can call me either His Grace or Da’Mon Ress. Tell Governor Hyrushi That his appointment his here to see him.” Zerbo didn’t even look at the receptionist while he spoke the last part. He was inspecting at his fingernails/claws to make sure that they were clean.

Da’Mon Ress Zerbo

Da’Mon Hoka

It was at that time the Oed police arrived. One of them, a stern faced Lieutenant, looked at the Ferengi entourage and and then the Damon and said “Damon Rice, is it? YOu the one in charge of this little spectacle? I’m sure you have all the proper permits and licenses for this… whatever this is. I’ll be needing those… now.” he said as he reached for his citation PaDD.

Ferengi Better Have My Permits!

Zerbo slowly turned his head towards the police Lieutenant and smiled showing his razor sharp teeth. “My dear police Lieutenant…? I hope I got your position and title correct because you certainly didn’t get mine correct. It is Ress, Dai’Mon Ress!” He said with a hiss. “I am in charge. I am in charge of all economic development and planning for the Ferengi Empire and am second to only the Grand Nagus himself! And this is hardly considered small Lieutenant. But I shall give you what you require.” Snapping his fingers Hoka came forward with a PaDD of his own that he pulled from his suit.

Hoka presented the PaDD to the Lieutenant. “Here you go officer. I made the necessary documents myself.” Hoka was proud of his achievements in making this stupid grand spectacle for Zerbo happen in such a short time frame. However Hoka was lacking certain permits because of his Ferengi sense of saving Latium and cutting corners. The permits he was lacking were for the exotic animals. He thought having a permit for the regular animals would work for both and some of the exotic animals that they had here today are very rare and are considered critically endangered.

Zerbo smiled again. “I trust that will satisfy your hunger for Ferengi blood Lieutenant?” Turning his head back towards the lobby receptionist. “My dear. How about the call to the Governor hmm.”

Dai’Mon Ress Zerbo.

Dai’Mon Hoka

The Lieutenant looked at the permits, closely, and then looked up and said “Apologies, Dai’mon. Now if you’ll indulge me just one moment… this parade… this you’re doing, correct? This is financed by you, sir?”

Oed Police

Dai’Mon Ress Zerbo looked a bit annoyed. “Yes Lieutenant. Contrary to popular belief, Ferengi actually do spend Latium. I financed this whole thing to give the citizens of this fine city something to do and to give them, not only a good time, but so that they could have the esteemed honor of seeing me, their Dai’Mon Ress in the flesh. That alone is worth millions and the little Hew-Mons will remember this as one of the greatest days of their lives. Plus those gift cards were worth 100 Latium each my good Lieutenant. Now can I give you an autographed picture of myself so I can get back to business Lieutenant?” Snapping his fingers another Ferengi in a suit cane running over with a briefcase and opened it pulling out an autographed picture of the Dai’Mon Ress in a nice white suit laying down next to a tiger with Latium all over the ground with an all black background and handed it to the Lieutenant. Zerbo smiled “There you go. Not only were you granted a personal audience with the Dai’Mon Ress himself, but an autographed picture as well.”

Dai’Mon Ress Zerbo

Hoka just rolled his eyes but made sure Zerbo didn’t see it. “Yes. Lieutenant. We personally paid for it. Allow me to introduce myself since I neglected to do so earlier. I’m Dai’Mon Hoka. I am the personal assistant to the Dai’Mon Ress himself. I handled and orchestrated this parade officer and since we Ferengi are not too well known around here and to the Federation. The rank of Dai’Mon is around the equivalent to the rank of Captain in your Federation. I’m not saying that for special treatment but for your knowledge.”

“The Dai’Mon Ress wanted to make a grand entrance when he had his first meeting with the Governor. If you have any further questions Lieutenant may I suggest that you and I go somewhere else to talk so that the Great Dai’Mon Ress Zerbo can talk to the Governor.” Leaning closer and speaking quieter so that Zerbo couldn’t hear hopefully. “And so that he could shut up and stop raising the global climate with his hot air.”

Dai’Mon Hoka

The Lieutenant looked at both Ferengi and said “Gentlemen, I am very sorry but I am going to have to place you both under arrest. Your permits do not allow for the custody of exotic animals… and few of those are considered endangered. So you are under arrest for the trafficking of endangered species and cruelty to animals. Take ‘em, boys.” and the police moved forward with restraints.

At that moment the doors to the lift opened and the Governor appeared. He looked at the scene before him, then outside, and pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment. “Lieutenant, if I may… would you please tell me what is going on?” The Lieutenant explained the parade, permits, and animals. Kenzo nodded in understanding after he finished and said “I see… ok. Let’s do this. Please uncuff the Dai’mon and his… staff… I will retroactively approve the permits for the animals on the condition that they are immediately taken to the Oed Zoo and seen by a veterinarian. They will remain in the zoo permanently as a gift of the Dai’mon and the Ferengi government.” He looked at Ress and Hoka and said “You will, of course, provide funding for the building of the appropriate habitat and supporting infrastructure, correct? Otherwise, I think I will have no choice but to let the police take you and we shall have to see what Ferengar thinks of their representative being arrested for something so… utterly inexpensive. Do we have a deal, Dai’mon Ress?”

Hyrushi, Governor

Dai’Mon Ress Zerbo was beginning to come unglued and started yelling. “You can not do this to me! Do you have any idea whom I am! And no one will address the Grand Nagus by only his first name! I cannot believe....” At that point Hoka chimed in.

Dai’Mon Ress Zerbo


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