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Birth Pangs

Posted Aug. 17, 2018, 8:16 p.m. by Civilian George Easter (Head of Construction and Operations) (Russell Watt)

~8 months ago~
Setting: A darkened bedroom: Earth
Doris, who had mere hours earlier, gone to bed alone and dressed in her nightie, woke with a start and a scream. She was no longer alone, and she no longer was dressed in her nightie.

In fact a man was with her, and her state of undress and his state of undress made her realise what had happened.

“Do not be afraid, beautiful Doris of Earth, for I have picked you as my mate, lowly you, wearer of hatpins, possessor of the ability to spread rumours at a rate faster than a galaxy class starship at warp 9.999 and more protective of your boss’s diary than a horta whose young have been threatened or removed from her care,” the man said, “you should be thankful for the opportunity I am giving you to have the fruit of my loins. Look at what I have to offer and tell me good ol’ George can offer anything like this.”

She glanced at him up and down, taking in his facial features - the piercing blue eyes, the chiselled jaw line, the wavey golden shoulder length hair, the slight indication of stubble on his chin and cheeks, then down to his torso, the muscular shoulders and arms, the well toned upper torso and six pack abs, the strong, muscular thighs and upper legs, the well developed pair of … kneecaps (where did you think I was going? This is PG 13+, folks, and Oed V, not after dark in discord), and his lower legs and feet. He turned and she blushed an even deeper red as his buttocks were on display, but her eyes suddenly went to the clothes on the floor.

“You … are … Starfleet?” She gasped seeing the black and mustard on the ground.

“I am Starfleet,” he replied, though it seemed to be framed as a question as opposed to anything else. He snapped his fingers and suddenly he was clothed again.

There was banging on the door, and the voice of George Easter floated in, “Doris? You all right?” The concern on his voice was easy to pick out.

Doris’ visitor left in what she knew was a transporter beam of some kind. Then the door opened, well smashed would be more a more appropriate description. And George: chubby, out of shape George; was there, dressed in his boxers, and Doris, love handles and all, dressed in naught but her birthday suit, collapsed in his arms.

“I had a visitor, an unwanted visitor. I think I am pregnant, George,” and she began crying. George patted her on the head, and said, “well, I am here for you, I won’t abandon you or the child.”

Charles, of course, stumbled into the scene at this stage and of course the youth only heard George’s reply and misinterpretted what had happened. He stared, slack jawed, at both Doris and George.

“You two are having a baby? Why smash the door?” Before a response was made, he left the scene … to post about his boss, George Easter having a child with his PA, Doris on SpaceFace.

… And THAT is how Doris became pregnant and how the rumours began that George Easter was the father!

  • Doris
  • George Easter,
  • Charles (cameo) and
  • Nameless male Starfleet Officer(?)

TBC


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