Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade James Grey (Chief Science Officer) in Main Sim - Evagen (Team 1)

Posted by Lieutenant Commander Aaron Michaels (Executive Officer) in Main Sim - Evagen (Team 1)

Posted by Lieutenant Junior Grade James Grey (Chief Science Officer) in Main Sim - Evagen (Team 1)
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James leaned back in his seat and exhaled “Now I like to party as much as the next guy but this was absurd” He coughed a little again, whatever it was he drank he seemed to be slightly more sober than a few moments ago “Tomorrow is not going to be a fun day, do you realise how much hangovers suck at my age?”

CSO

“Don’t stop drinking,” Falz joked, “You can’t get a hangover if you’re still drunk,”

“Your age? They suck at all ages, Lieutenant.” Aaron said, suddenly more clear headed. “What is going on and why do I smell like beer?”

Aaron Michaels, XO

Michael looked at the dancer on his lap. “Um. Hello. I don’t think anyone introduced us.”

-Lt(j.g.) Michael Jameson, CE

James laughed at the Commander’s comment “Very true sir” He answered “Well first we had some lovely company then we had some drinks and then we were drugged and almost killed” He slid his tricorder to the Commander to show him the result of the scan he took “Not a bad mixture to have fun with but entirely too strong, except maybe if you don’t need oxygen or higher brain functions.”

CSO

Aaron chuckled. “Well then. That explains why I remember nothing. It doesn’t explain why I smell like I bathed in beer. Speaking of beer, I want another one.”

Aaron Michaels, XO

“There’s a nice lady who can get you some,” Falz added helpfully, pointing vaguly in the direction of the table, “Would you mind fetching me more wine while you’re at it? I could use something to clear my head up. Do the ventalation systems always try to poison it’s honoured guests with narcotics? Not that I’m complaining, but he might,” the Bajoran pointed at the still form of Justin, “He doesn’t look too good.”

Lt. (j.g.) Hegush, COO

“As much as I enjoy a good time gentlemen” JAmes stood up and fell back into his seat immediately, the narcotic was still in his system even though he’d managed to clear his mind somewhat “Damn” He swore as he decided to get comfortable “I think a few liters of water would do us some good, I’d rather find out if someone was intentionally trying to kill us before anything else” He of course didn’t listen to his own warnings as he took another sip of his drink, something he was certain wasn’t water.

CSO

Aaron grabbed another beer, popping it open. “Water? I’m getting the good stuff finally and you want me to drink water? What are you, a doctor?”

Aaron Michaels, XO

James gave the commander an odd expression, looked at his hand and raised a few fingers as if he was counting and having some difficulty with “Well yes, seven times over by now although I probably should have grabbed a few more doctorates in the past five years” He said quite seriously.

CSO

Michael was feeling his head clear up and it was distinctly unpleasant. “So we were drugged. But does anyone know exactly what happened?”

-Lt(j.g.) Michael Jameson, CE

The COO rubbed his temple, just thinking about the past hour made his head hurt. It was all just a blur of alcohol, pretty pink mist and shooting stars for him. Then he grinned a bright idea striking him. “Lets ask the only person not affected by the drugs,” he said brightly, “The culprit themselves.” =^= Computer what just happened? =^= Hegush asked, his words still slurring slightly.

Lt. (j.g) Hegush Falz, COO

The computer paused for a moment before replying in the usual monotone voice. =^= Please specify parameters. No unusual activity detected. =^=

“If it starts singing Daisy Daisy then I’m out of here” He said in a half-serious half-joking tone as he waited for the computer’s response. He thought on the wording of the COO, did he indeed consider the Computer a person?

CSO

“Sure,” the Bajoran agreed, not entirely sure if he was familiar with the terran song or not, but there couldn’t be anything more worse than a computer trying to sing terran music. He shuddered, unless it was singing Klingon opera maybe.

Lt. (j.g.) Hegush Falz, COO

Justin staggered back over to the group still holding the burn on his face gingerly. “Um…this really hurts…did someone hit me?” He whimpered.

As the gas was finally dispersed a small door at the end of the hallway slid open.

Mother Hen

James looked over “No but I think someone should” He said under his breath. =^=Computer did ye detect an abnormal change in our atmosphere, something akin to an increase in Impedrezene or Beetle snuff?=^= The scientist asked, trying unsuccessfully not to slur his words.

CSO

The computer paused again before responding. =^= Negative, no anomaly detected… =^= it replies before making a strange low hum for a few seconds. =^= Maybe you need to relax… =^= the computer added.

Had they been drugged? First assignment on this ship. Almost killed by a little too much fun. That he couldn’t even remember.

-Lt Michael Jameson, CE

While waiting for the computers response Falz had managed to snare another bottle of wine. “Think this will make me small enough to go down the rabbit borrow?” He asked a very confused nearby person, as he stared at the door that had just opened. Although drunk, it hadn’t escaped his notice. Probably stemming from the years spent as a prisoner on a planet whose language he didn’t speak, where he’d learnt to watch everything around him to understand what was wanted of him or risk puishment.

With a couple more swigs of ‘liquid Cardassian bravery,’ as his ex-lover had once scornfully called it. Falz started to stumble off towards the door, deciding that like in the terran novel, it must be where all answers were.

Lt. (j.g.) Hegush Falz, COO

James had already forgotten that he had asked the computer a question, distracted by the Alice in Wonderland reference he stood up and followed the Operations Officer in a very slow half jog, barely remembering to grab his bag “Wait on laddie, Can’t go without a trusty sidekick” He called ahead.

CSO

Aaron reached out and grabbed both men by the collar of their shirts. “Hold up, gentlemen, XO’s prerogative. I go first.” He said, pushing between them and stumbling towards the door.

Aaron Miachels, XO

“Hold on,” Falz stumbled after the XO clutching his wine bottle tightly. “You need to drink this first.” He held the bottle out, “It says drink me,” he mumbled pointing to a patch of alien writing he couldn’t read. “We must have to drink it to go through. Like the rabbit did.”

Lt. (j.g) Hegush Falz, COO

As they approached the door they would hear a distant sound of children playing.

Mother Hen

James grabbed the bottle from Falz and took a swig “If there be children there be devilry I promise ye that” He said with what could have been genuine fear in his voice “And wasn’t it the wee lass not the bunny?” he asked surprisingly soberly.

CSO

“Was it?” Falz blinked, “But little girls don’t go down rabbit holes…”

Aaron shrugged, taking a swig from the bottle. “Don’t worry, guys. There’s three of us, what’s the worst that can happen?”

Aaron Michaels, XO

“A triple funeral?” James added with a smile, his head throbbing from the party just minutes before he was glad he took the sobering up salts with him “Well that or humiliation of a grand scale.”

CSO

Falz took a step and stumbled, clumsily he used the wall to righten himself again. “We’ll take them,” the Bajoran said confidantly, unsure just what the threat they were meant to be handling was, but full of liquid courage regardless.

Lt. (j.g) Hegush, COO